what does the poster above dream of at night?

Being the flower that the hummingbird loves most.

 

Being the queen of Zanzibar and riding in on an albino aardvark

 

Baking cookies that came out of the oven as screaming baby faces.

 

Falling for someone you think is a female only to marry them and then think maybe they're weren't and also while getting on a bus to go on honeymoon you see the real love of your life sitting downstairs and then your new spouse gets some weird illness so you get off the bus in some weird village that's kinda like a village where you live and then your spouses parents blame you for the weird illness.

 

Talking worms

 

While you using the toilet, a snake appears right between your legs...

 

counting to infinity then realising she forgot 27.

 

Driving a convertible thru Maine

 

Driving a convertible thru a car wash with the top down...

 

Playing a no-strings banjo and still getting the chords wrong

 

Having afternoon tea with the Queen...

 

staring role in a Sean Connery porn flick

 

Seeing jessica alba naked

 

finding out the zodiac signs were wrongly calculated and have to be moved along by two.

 

Erotic dreams of his dentist and lots and lots of novacane.....;-0

 

Thought he was having a wet dream and woke up to find he peed in the bed...

 

Having the worlds longest orgasm, and receiving notice that she is to be given a reward for it at a red carpet event, only to arrive and find that an impostor is taking her place, after protesting and trying to clear things up she is arrested. In jail she is locked up with a cowboy who was similarly defrauded from his award for giving the worlds most powerful orgasms. Things start to get hot and heavy but just before it gets good she wakes up.

 

dreams of being a ...POIVOIT!!

 

Dreams of scaled feesh and sweet tater fries, or would that be sweet tater chips?....;-D

 

He dreams of filling in for John Paul Jones on a Led Zeppelin reunion tour.