Pet peves?

What are some of you guys pet peves?
Ill start mine would have to be when people slurp ceral.
When people form a uninformed opinion and pretend like they know what the fuck there talkin about.
When people repeat jokes that werent funny the first time.
I probably have more i just cant think of them at the moment

 

that this is at least the 13th pet peeve thread in this section

 

When someone tries to talk to you when you have your headphones on

 

Ohh hahah sorry!
New pet peve when make a thread that ya thinks original but you find out its been done 12 times before-_-

 

ooh just wait a few months and someone else will make a new one.. then you can let them know it's the 15th one.. lol

 

pain is a pet peeve of mine

 

My cat likes to lay a juicy shit that permeates through the house right while I'm about to sit down for a snack.

That's my pet peve

Also lode's a sexy beast

 

I'm a very handsome man.

I guess when people refuse to acknowledge that in their posts.

 

Ahem.

 

LOL hilarity

 

When somebody talks with a low voice on the phone

 

LOLOL my voice is natuerally low so it looks like we dont get along

 

When a kid "fake cry" just to get whatever it wants

 

I have a hundred pet peeves so I'll stick to my top 10 (in no particular order)

1. dumping food/straws/ napkins in the sink
2. using the pipe as a microphone
3. farting in my blanket
4. ppl who RSVP to every event they are invited to on FB
5. texting back an "ok" and nothing else when a response isn't necessary
6. asking what dressing we carry @ work, and deciding on ranch
7. when I dont get carded
8. picking up half full beers the next morning
9. dog shit- it doesnt even have to be near my apt or where I walk, just seeing it pisses me off
10. christian evangelists

 

i hate when women chew on there hair

 

When someone tries to skip me on line thinking I'm not going to say anything

 

when someone in a restaurant.sits in front of me eating with there mouth open

 

When people dont take me seriously.
When people talk shit on Abbie Hoffman.
People who are always depressed for no reason and they talk about it all during my favorite class.
When people think i am who i am because i smoke pot not that i smoke pot because of who i am.
Ive been through everyone of theses things today its been quite a long day.
Haha but shit happens i suppose

 

I had to read that line like three times to get it

 

People who want to have conversations in the theater.

......SHUT THE FUCK UP.....