Mmm...pizza and vodka, what more could a girl want?

I can't give you anymore either!

 

don't read the end to my bar thread then... It's a doosey

 

Your threads are always a doosey!

 

I'm gonna tell you a funny story Mayqueen. I think you'll appreciate it.

Me and my friends had a terrible garage band in 99. We always practiced at my friend Adam's house because it was out in the middle of nowhere and his dad was cool with it. We were usually all there trying to come up with names for our band when we noticed his dad came home from work at the same time everyday, grab a magazine, and go to the bathroom. Our band sucked pretty bad, but we were all a bunch of punk kids. We hatched a plan...

One day we set up all our instruments and amps in his small bathroom, and waited for his dad to use the bathroom as usual. Time passed and passed. His dad was home, but he didn't go to the bathroom as usual. I guess since he thought we weren't there he didn't have to go or something... I don't know. I can tell you it's cramped in a small bathroom with 3 other teenagers with bad breath though. He finally walked into the bathroom and upon turning on the light was greeted with 2 electric guitars playing random riffs, me screaming, and a bass drum and snare just going to town all to a different tune. He jumped, turned around, and turned the light back off...

To this day I swear he shit himself...

 

Hahahaha! That is fucking great! Sounds like something I would have done as a kid. I bet he still remembers that to this day as well

 

Sounds like she's gonna give you a golden shower.

 

An eighteen inch phallus made out of chocolate which ejaculates money.

 

i can think of several things, such as a real and independent life perhaps?
(in answer to the thread title question)

 

My apologies MayQueen...Hope I didn't offend you. :hide: maybe I shoulda said a decent lover instead???

I haven't been on these forums in a long time, and it's a whole new group of people...

 

Teehee, we're just teasing you, no hard feelings!

 

i can handle that! just don't wanna piss anyone off! hahaha

 

I joined about the same time you did and only started posting regularly around April of this year. It doesn't take long to figure out who everyone is.