The Non-Sequitur Thread.

all In-Sequitur replies will be seriously frowned upon. Think of it is a game, who ever says something that can be construed as response to an earlier post will be considered a loser.

 

I don't know what In-Sequitur or Non-Sequitur means...so this rule doesn't apply to me.

 

Mathematics is Awesome!

 

Poo stinks... Do you like cheese?

 

Irrationality must be defeated.... Kill a dog!

 

whats your name?

 

this is a classic:

Logic is a bird chirping in a meadow
logic is a wreath of pretty flowers
that smell bad

 

but if I move my queen to f3 there is a possible skewer with the bishop on b7.

 

One of these days, Alice. Merry Yulemas!

 

You and Chuck should have an affair.

 

Amabo mea dulcis ippsitilla
meae deliciae mei lepores
iube ad te veniam meridiatum
et si iusseris illud adiuvato
ne quis liminis obseret tabellam
neu tibi lubeat foras abire
sed domi maneas paresque nobis
novem continuas fututiones
verum si quid ages statim iubeto
nam pransus iaceo et satur supinus
pertundo tunicamque palliumque

 

You always remind me that you get high off of playing your tuba.

 

Haha, I just seen my name and affair.... beware what ya wish for

 

yeah it gives you quite a buzz

 

i wish i knew where my wallet was!!!

 

Scranton.. hehe, I always thought that city sounded dirty.

 

Would it be possible to pack your tuba and smoke it like a giant bowl, if you modified it's innards a little (so you dont inhale the grass)?

 

Smoke a giant bowl, what? I didn't quite catch that, there.

 

It would be totally possible to make a bong out of my tuba. All I would need is a big screen to put the bud in the bell then spark it up and inhale. Ahhhh feel the music flow. In my tuba lessons we practice breathing and I can almost take a breath over the period of a minute. In for thirty seconds out for thirty seconds. I told my professor that it would be awesome if I could take a bong hit for about a minute and he was like "hell yeah, that would be impressive and putting these lessons to good uses."