Try vegetarianism and you will be surprised

Try vegetarianism and you will be surprised: Happiness becomes far easier. Love becomes more subtle, loses its grossness — becomes more sensitive but less sensuous, becomes more prayerful and less sexual. And your body also starts taking on a different vibe. You become more graceful, softer, more feminine, less aggressive, more receptive. Vegetarianism is an alchemical change in you. It creates the space in which the baser metal can be transformed into gold.:bobby:

 

This has absolutely no basis in reality whatsoever.

-A very sexual, sensual, rather loud and atheistic vegetarian of 10 years.

 

Wait...turns base metals to gold? Where do I sign up?

 

nuttersandnewagequacks.com?

 

No maybe for you. I feel like I'm starving

 

Eat something!

 

Mmmmm bacon and eggs. I feel real again