Is there anybody in Wakefield?

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Power_13, Aug 30, 2011.

  1. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    No, I mean it literally. I was enjoying a mid-afternoon snooze in the park, then when I woke up everybody had disappeared. There were some abandoned cars on the road and even an unoccupied ice cream van, but no people anywhere - not a sight nor sound of anyone except me!

    I decided to hang around to see if anyone appeared, but it's been about eleven hours now and it's still just me. It's dark and cold and I was a bit worried, but luckily I have my trusty SmartPhone with me! I took this photograph. As you can see, the ice cream van is right in front of me. There are some residential flats off in the distance - the photo doesn't show it (bloody SmartPhones) but there's a single light on in one of the flat windows. To the left there's a utility shed. The road is off to the right.

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    That was a good few hours ago. It's got dark since then.
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    I'm going to sit here and wait for advice from everyone here. What should I do? Where should I go?
     
  2. opel diamond

    opel diamond burn out

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    is it still deserted? i'm moving to wakefield.
     
  3. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    I'd post this in the psychic forum just incase. This could be paranormal activity. Luckily you've managed to capture some pretty good photos of the scene, which may give some clues. Any updates? Are you still there? Did anybody appear? PLEASE LET US KNOW YOU'RE OK!
     
  4. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Thanks. I'm ok, but I'm fucking freezing cold and I was hoping someone could let me know what to do next. I'm also very hungry, since you guys haven't given me any advice yet so I've been stood here for about two days. :confused:

     
  5. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    You could risk taking ice cream from the van, but if there is a spirit responsible for this that has some connection to the van or the ice cream you may anger it and make matters worse.

    Have you tried standing on your bench and yelling "IS THERE ANYBODY IN WAKEFIELD?" at the top of your lungs and praying for a response? Even if you're just met with silence, you could just keep asking the question over and over...maybe broaden your range to "IS THERE ANYBODY IN YORKSHIRE?"

    Sending good vibes :( Sorry this has happened.
     
  6. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    Or you could try going to look in that conveniently placed hut...
     
  7. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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  8. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    Investigate the tree! It could have a quest for you!
     
  9. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    **UPDATES PLz*
     
  10. Fingermouse

    Fingermouse Helicase

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    I think Power_13 has joined our hipforums remembered on the other side :( Have fun skipping about with ripple and J0rg. Maybe you should have got up from the bench in search of food and supplies. But none of us told you to. None of us did. In many ways we are all responsible.
     
  11. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    Sorry about that. I've had a wild and interesting adventure in the past few days and haven't been able to check my phone. I'm also still on my own and can't be arsed to tell anyone about it. :p

    Anyway, since it was the first command, I decided to check the ice cream van out. I poked my phone through the window and saw this:

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    Those flakes sure look nice. I bet I could make myself a few ice creams with those cones on the floor! Which flavour though? :/
     
  12. Power_13

    Power_13 insult ninja

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    I quite liked this idea too. I stepped up onto the bench and gave it my best shot.

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    "IS THERE ANYBODY ALIVE OUT THERE?" I yelled. I started waving my arms and bouncing on the bench and yelled again. "IS THERE ANYBODY ALIVE OUT THERE?!"

    I got so into it, I couldn't even hear the crack as the wood in the bench split into two pieces under me.

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    I'm a fat bastard, and my phone camera is shit. :(

    On the other hand, I did scavenge this from the wrecked bench.

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  13. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    I've just seen someone walk past my window, but I'm not in Wakefield.

    hope that helps.
     
  14. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    Looking at the weather outside - it's not that welcoming here either
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    Stay in - and warm !!!
    :)
     
  15. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    Take off all your clothes.
     
  16. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    :toetap05:
     
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