The three conditions of your impending death

Stipulate three things that you wish to be occurring the moment that you die, not that any of is (hopefully) gonna die any time soon or will have really much say in the circumstances surrounding our deaths) but we all have to face the fact that one day we are going to die, each of us in our own unique way. Anyway for fun what three things do you wish to be going on during your death scene.

1. I donot wish to be in pain
2. I want to be listening to music
3. I want to be alone

If there was a forth I'd like to stip that I'm pissed, but that sort of possibly ties in with 1. + I'll probably be pissed anyway.

Now you.

 

1. satisfaction
2. faith
3. blowjob

 

Music
dont want to be alone
bottle of mt dew

 

shit. i can't even think of one condition. maybe a bottle of conditioner would help? lessee....

three young, pretty women rubbing my body with olive oil mixed with a dab of patchouli. wait! izzat my three...damn it.

really, i can't think of a damn thing....i guess i must not care.

 

Then you must be young and carefree, and still living in the your golden decade. Don't ever gro old, stay young forever.

 

EVERYONE should be there.

also, i should be naked.

 

If you die from a back injury there's a chance you'll have a perma-boner undy...

 

cool, now i have my third stipulation.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNeKudxYKLQ"]Bonaparte - Fly A Plane Into Me, 26.03.11, Космонавт - YouTube

 

1. An empty colon / bladder
2. In the middle of or shortly after an orgasm (sorry baby, Ill try not to die on you!)
3. In a blaze of glory

Alternatively,
4. up to my eyeballs in a mountain of 'snow'.

 

1.music
2. under the sky
3. a vulture watching me

i needed a good laugh LOL

 

Hotdog eating contest.

Supermodels.

Mustard.

 

Only one thing, No regrets.

 

I never understood the "no regrets" thing. I have plenty of regrets already, and I'm only 23. It's not a horribly bad thing. It just means I'm aware that I've made mistakes and I'll probably keeping making mistakes. I'm not going to lie to myself saying it was all for the best when, had I made a different decision or done things differently, it probably would have made life better back then.

 

The mistakes I may have made in life would not be on my regrets list. They served a purpose each time.

My regrets would be more along the lines of leaving things unsaid that matter or making amends for anything I may need to. Not only to make amends but also to make sure those that are important to me know that they are. I would be the simpler things in life that we always feel we have the time to rectify or say and sometimes don't. Sometimes it is as simple as I am sorry, easy word if sincere but one that is a difficult one at times to say. Or I love you, just as you are.

 

I hope that I will have had my quota of sex when I die.

 

1.In bed (either asleep or whilst shagging)
2With detonating explosives tied around my waiste as the people I hate are ripped to shreds as I laugh out loud.
3. In my sleep on the chair of a private jet, which good food in my tummy and lots of fat to line my severed arteries.

 

Great Thread!

1. Painless
2. Hign (stoned)
3. Leave my car to my biologoical brother, and bid my freinds goodbye, than it should hapopen real quick.

 

You will have had it .... wether you think it was enough or not.

 

1. Quick
2. Alone
3. No grieving from anybody