Should you kill the demons first, lest they not consume thee...?

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by MistyMountainTop, Sep 5, 2011.

  1. MistyMountainTop

    MistyMountainTop Member

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    And feast on your nuts like they were peanuts, and crack your skull, or just call you cracker?

    I dunno.....
     
  2. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    face them
     
  3. MistyMountainTop

    MistyMountainTop Member

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    Right on
     
  4. Yert

    Yert Member

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    that's not how you use lest foo
     
  5. MistyMountainTop

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    say WHAT, brother/sister?
     
  6. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    My great,great,great grandfather got his nuts bitten off by some demons back when he was a poor mountaineer who could barely keep his family fed. Apparently, he was out one day shoot'in at some food and he met some demons who called him a cracker and they asked him if they could feast on his nuts and he said "fuck yeah, you little red bastards can put my balls in your mouths".........and they bit off his sack.........and ummmmm he said that really sucked because he had to widdle himself some new nuts out of a tree stump and eventually, he got termites in his balls.

    So, the moral of the story is; always kill the demons first unless you want your balls infested with termites:tongue:
     
  7. MistyMountainTop

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    Yeah, I think I did. WHat aouth cracker demons vs. Hispanic demons???
     
  8. mckarkies

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    Take all demons, make them your slaves. Take all your slaves, turn them on this God forsaken land and be the supreme ruler.
     
  9. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    Last I heard the cracker demons were building a fence to keep the Hispanic demons out of their realm.:D
     
  10. MistyMountainTop

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    fuck the demons, face the light, HAPPY
     
  11. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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  12. MistyMountainTop

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    danke-shain,m toi all.
     
  13. MistyMountainTop

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    commy astard, why do we fight? ? no Hell:afro::devil::afro:
     

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