Do you own a TOASTER?

Has anyone got sexual pleasure from a toaster?

 

the thought has never occured to me.

 

Yes of course!!.. I love shoving the toaster all the way inside my pussy.. It really makes me hot! :&

 

ok - I admit - I was drunk when I posted this thread - but I took courage and read it back to myself - and thought well wtf - I've either gotta laugh or cry.Its there now.Anyway - it's not out of the bounds of possibility - not these days - you can dye your skin orange and run naked down the main high street of your particular city but you wont be locked up infact no-one will barely notice - or am I naive to other countries?

 

were you drunk when you wrote that? wtf hahahaha.

 

yeah right......... rg has sex with toasters, rg has sex with toasters!

 

Ooo, yea....and turned all the way up, too...

 

No, i like my toast grilled. haha

 

sex with mittens, no?

 

yes, see?

 

Privet! Dobry!

 

Nah, I ride the range.

 

Hahaha

 

Oh, god, denimstar... that's HORRIBLE! But in a good way.

 

lalalallala..... home on the range.....

LMAO

I can in all honesty say that I have never tried to bone the toaster, and although coffee and a freshly cooked english breakfast always looks mighty attractive in the morning the kettle, the toaster, the frying pan and the range are all off limits to my sexual conquests.

unless things really pick up in my love life.

 

This is random!!!

 

:cowboy: :hysterica :hysterica :sombrero:

 

I only do toaster in the bath tub.... or mabe the shower.

 

Not recently However the toaster and me have one thing in common....when we're hot we pop up regularly arty:

 

I think the quesstion that was meant to be asked was "Has anyone gotten sexual pleasure when toasted?"