Breaking up over anal?

Don't be silly.

His mom obviously was just a feminist bitch, and his dad wanted, as all REAL men should, an anal whore, with no interest in anything but making her butthole available any time of day, in exchange for fur coats. Just like all men's "love", his dad's love was only for her poop chute, and he should have made her sign a prenup so when she didn't let him poke her pooper, he could have divorced her with no harm done.

But alas, that feminist bitch sometimes forced his poor dad to have vanilla sex, and they spawned backdoor.

 

Yawn! "Sticks and stones may break my bones...." All I've been saying is this: get to the fucking point and quit wasting your time.

 

If you read my post again, nobody's insulting you, if you follow your own logic. I'm simply applying what you've explicitly said to your situation, and you frequently say that it applies to everybody's situation, including your current one.... so it must apply to your past situation, and the situation that created you, right? Or did all the butthole rules change when you hit puberty?

 

Backdoorman, are you aware of the allegations that all anal babies turn out to be lawyers? Can you corroborate that in any way?

 

What the deuce?

Some girls do like getting poked in the back door you know.

Some girls like it when a guy gets crazy hot for them.

Why are you so angry at him?

 

I dislike his aproach when he tells everyone who doesn't believe the way he does that they are not being men. If I was to run all over this site shoving my religion down people's throats the way he runs all over the site shoving his religion down people's throats, I would get kicked off the site. It's obvious that some traumatic incident happened to him somewhere along the line that led to this twisted view.

 

Are you even capable of intelligent thought? I mean you keep saying stupid shit. People keep calling you on it. And this is your pathetic excuse for a rebuttal. You claim to have "Gone to Cal." When you write like the closest you've been to it is a just off campus squat. Even at that you had to leave because no one else there could stand you. But they probably had to beat you first because no matter how many people on here tell you in no uncertain terms to fuck off you keep coming back.

Actually there is a part of me that thinks you are a masochist. You keep putting up the posts that you do so that people call you a retard and get mildly abusive so you can jack off while you read them. If this is the case just call a fucking pro.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Love the endless speculation as to who I am, but why attack the messenger instead of the message? Invariably, these themes are most prevalent in my posts:

1. Protect yourselves at all times
2. Cut the bullshit
3. Get to the point
4. Girls who love anal are far more desirable than those who do not.

That's why anal whores are the best. How much more simpler do I have to put it?

 

Yes, you have the right idea. However, some guys here do not see things that simply and they needlessly convolute the simple matter with bullshit I do not agree with.

 

if anal, for you..is a must..then yes breaking up over it is what you should do regardless of what anyone says.

sex is an important part of a successful relationship..some may try and tell you otherwise but they are WRONG. fact. So if you're not being satisfied..then you're not going to be entirely happy.

not that you can fault her for not wanting to do it mind you..I'm not pointing fingers...but honestly if you two don't mesh you don't mesh..be it whatever the reason.

same can be said for girls who might break up with a guy because his dick is too small, or he won't go down on her....etc.

now if you can get over not having anal then there's no reason too..but if anal is something you feel you MUST have in order to be fully satisfied..then yes..dump her.

 

4 is a stupid point..because that depends on the guy. I have a buddy who thinks anal is the most disgusting thing in the world. He has NO interest in it. maybe he's a minority..but it still makes your 4th point a stupid statement..because it is subject to the person in question.

the rest (1-3) are perfectly valid and true.

 

Speculation is because you act like such a douche.

1. sure
2. fair enough
3. wouldn't have it any other way
4. in your opinion, stop telling the rest of the world how to get off, if you don't like them telling you how to get off

"that's why anal whores are the best" does not logically follow those 4 points. Err.... 3 points.

If you knew anything about anal whores, you'd be fucking anal whores, and not telling the rest of us how we just don't know bout them anal whores you fuck. Calm down, we'll all fuck what we want, you should try it instead of endlessly whining because you assume that we don't have anal sex enough, if you don't.

 

Speculation, speculation, speculation.... Yawn!

Speculums intrigue me far more than your worthless speculation.

 

We speculate because you write like an ignorant psychopath. I've personally watched guys who talk like you write being beaten retarded. Or overdosing. Or freezing to death under bridges.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

lol..wow aren't you...boring.

 

unless your going to shower him with gifts

stop being a pain in backdoor mans ass

god honest - there are fickle women like what he describes out there.

 

I agree with you 100% on the fickle bitches out there. I've had more than my share of them through the years.

What I don't understand is this: why do some guys defend the whims of these selfish bitches? Whatever it takes to get into their pants, right? I used to be that way back in my college days, agreeing with feminists for one ultimate goal: to hook up with them and eventually get into their butts.

 

Selfish bitches. That pretty much tells the story right there. Degradation must figure in there someplace. Turn those bitches around and fuck 'em in the ass. That'll teach 'em.

 

Stay on topic, guys. Would you dump a girl because she won't do anal? You guys already know my answer: kick the bitch to the curb and look for anal whores at the bar.

 

The topic should be-"How much I hate women and what I'm going to do about it. And if you don't agree with me--you're not a man". You,sir,are a fuckin' dumb-ass with an all-consuming obsession. JMO.