Random Facts....XXXV111

saw a huge snapping turtle today but didn't have my good camera on me

 

No flea market. Apparently they got flooded out today, so I'm not buying any over-priced fleas...So I'm cleaning my house instead since my family is staying with me this weekend.

And BBAD, I'm mad at you for not having your camera. Snapping turtles are the shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYcOaYcMCOU"]Snapping Turtle Climbs Fence! - YouTube

 

I'm meeting my friend for lunch tomorrow - the one who is now a Roman Catholic Priest. It's always pretty fun with him, and if he was his dog collar on, we often get free coffee

 

:grouphug:

Would you please ask him to forgive my sins? Thx.

 

I kind of resemble that guy when I climb fences

 

I don't think he has that much time..

People always laugh at my childhood ambition to become a nun

 

I spilled chicken noodle soup down my shirt.

Now my boobs smell like chicken noodle soup.

 

i bought fly swatters the other day...i am getting really good at it......usually one try and its adios amigo

 

look at the number of views compared to the number of posts

Poll: Females - Do you like the feel of a cut or uncut penis inside you?

posts 121 views 89,938

 

random fact: iv'e got nice legs.

 

hi ruthy...we accept nice legs in canada...my county in particular is currently going through a shortage of nice legs...please keep that in made when making future vacation plans

 

Im going outside to get some fresh air and sunshine

 

Its shitty outside today........

 

its kinda cold and rainy but i like it

 

Listening to that new young jeezy the real is back 2

 

i'm sorry,my condolences...i have the house to myself...gonna have a nappy

 

I'm bored, and there is no one to entertain me.

 

i am in pub alone waiting for someone

a chick.. ain't seen her since school.

been bugging me to meet her for a while

 

Why is it bugging you? It could be good to see someone you haven't seen in a while...

RF: My neighbor just farted so loud I heard it while I was inside my house.

 

did she specify a pub with wide doorway?

because that could be a sign