Hi. I'm a fly and it's time I reveal what we flies do for fun. You think we can't understand what you're saying when you say-"there's a godamn fly. Get him!" Or "shit-a fly just landed on my sandwich"! After millions of years of evolution--we know. We had to learn to survive. After all-nobody seems to like us. First off,we love sandwiches. You make 'em and then lay 'em around and that's the perfect time for us to land on 'em and track dog or cat shit on 'em. You won't notice it tho,and you'll eat it right up. We especially like it when someone has puked and we can track some of that around on your precious food. mmmm.Tasty. Again--you'll eat it right up But the best of all is after we land on road kill or a dead human and then spread some of that on your food. And besides,that's where we have our babies. Those squirming little maggots you find so distastful to look at,those little guys are the ones we will train to keep up the fun for millions more years. For innocuous fun,we'll land on your arm until you flop around and shake it and say something like-"fuckin' fly".Then we'll fly (what else) a short distance away for a few seconds and be right back on your arm. And we'll make you start floppin' again. Oh the power!!What fun to make creatures thousands of times larger than we are, flop around and get mad. So, the question might be for you hapless humans: wonder how much shit ,puke and dead meat have I eaten in my life without even knowing? More than you think!!!! hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahhaha
Well thank you for that. Remind me not to eat the leftovers from last night since a fly landed on it before I put it in the fridge :tongue: What are the purpose of flies? You know how everything has a purpose on this planet? Well, I wanna know what flies, mosquitoes, and ticks offer to the greatness of Earth?
I remember this one time in primary school... I might have been in year two or three, we were all on lunch break and this kid in my class comes up to me and a friend. He ask's us if we "wanna see something cool" and hold's up a fly to show us. Then he goes and put's it in his mouth and starts chewing on it. I just remember seeing it's blood on the kid's teeth as it got mashed around in there. After he walked off... presumably to go off and find another fly to omnomnom on in front of the next poor bastard, I then ended up looking at my barbie lunchbox in disgust. Never did finish my PB sammich. The kid was kinda gross, would lick his own snot in class as it ran down his upper lip. He had dimples in his cheek's when he smiled too.
bbad shared this song with me.. I loved it ever since.. Its kinda cute.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjLBXb1kgMo&feature=autoplay&list=FL7_-ineFaGqA&index=58&playnext=2"]The blackfly song - YouTube
I never knew such irritating little suckers existed 'till I traveled across Canada in 1970. They got me in Florida too. They are truly bad business. Nice song. Thanks.
"It is a sad fact of life, Don, but the truth is we all have to eat a little shit from time to time." -Fast Food Nation
yo some in maryland theirs a small island like off the coast and they have wild horses running free and stuff, however they also have fucking golf ball sized flies. Like millions of them. They swarm the car and shit. I was scared shitless of them.
