the gas station bathroom

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  1. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i just heard on the radio that in L.A. there is no washrooms in gas stations

    that blows me away....the only reason i know where every gas station within 100 kilometers is because i often have to stop and pee

    is this spreading across the nation to eventually infect Canada like most U.S. trends?.....Do you have bathrooms in gas stations in your neck of the woods?
     
  2. broony

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    I can't remember having them in the big cities. Everywhere else yeah. You usually have to ask for a key with some crazy keychain and its on the back of the building dead bolted.

    As a guy you can piss with your vehicle door open, facing the hinges so your blocked from people. Only works in a select few places but works.
     
  3. broony

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    Well i guess you already knew the pissing trick. I forgot your umm..male..
     
  4. lovelyxmalia

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    I would never take a piss in a gas station bathroom anyway. AIDS is airborn in those places.

    I do know that at the Wendy's in Boston, it costs money to use the bathroom. Absolutely ridiculous! However, I'd never pee in there either.
     
  5. MistyMountainTop

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    Yeah, but you usually need to ask the attendent for a key. Nothing like drinking and smoking a blunt iun a public restroom.
     
  6. mckarkies

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    I piss on the toilet seat and then rub my shit on door handles in there. Please take care of it. It's OUR bathroom. We can share it as long as you pay, and I deficate more and more on your space.
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

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    Around here, they pretty much all have bathrooms and they're pretty much all fairly clean. And you never need a key to get in there. I can't recall ever having a bad experience at a gas station bathroom, however, the grossest bathroom I've ever encountered was Hurricane Harbor's. You couldn't tell if the inch of standing water on the floor in there was from the pool outside or the overflowing toilet in stall 2. :(
     
  8. MistyMountainTop

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    invest in a part, become a dude, relatively simple surgical procedure, than u can urinate anywhere....imagine the possiility
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

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    most of them have bathrooms around here. now that the big chain gas station/convenience store/truck stop/fast food restaurants are taking over, most of those seem to have them. the old school tiny dirty buildings still have the whole ask for the key rule, if they even have a bathroom.

    i've seen a lot of dirty bathrooms, but i think the most disturbing thing is the bar not far from here where the urinal and the sink are at the same level, and literally touching each other.
     
  10. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Round here there pretty anal about who to let use the bathrooms
     
  11. I am Rooney

    I am Rooney Visitor

    who would shit in a gas station bathroom i would rather shit in my pants and leave it in there then SHIT IN A GAS STATION BATHROOM
     
  12. Aerianne

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    Yes, we have nice bathrooms in the gas stations out where I live, in the suburbs.
     
  13. itsallgood

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    yeah iam surprised the attende lets people use that thing they call a bathroom...Its fucking disgusting....Iam suprised their isnt shit on the walls in them things...And theirs always that puddle of unknown liquid...Its fucking weird...I used to roll blunts in them back when i used to burn...Horrifying
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

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    are you like 4 feet tall?
     
  15. kill0025

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    why not pull over and just piss like a boss
     
  16. rollingalong

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    you often see the key attached to a piece of a hockey stick about 3 feet long up here...lots of the new gas stations here are like mega gas stations with stores...the washrooms are inside the store and usually clean depending on the neighborhood

    back in the day i remember the washrooms were always around the side or back of the building...we used to party in them in the winter when we were kids ...i find old pub washrooms are usually the worst cause drunks dont care where the pee goes
     
  17. I'minmyunderwear

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    with a secretary holding your dick?
     
  18. Kinky Ramona

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    Nah, the mail boy.
     
  19. The Imaginary Being

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    99% of petrol stations in britain do not have toilet facilities

    learn to pee before you leave the house fucker :mickey:
     
  20. rollingalong

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    said the young whippersnapper with the fully functioning pee system
     

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