Friend can't get high on any drug she's tried, help!!!

Just poking fun man - and if she really wants it then that's cool - as long as she's not being pushed

 

you need better books..

 

I enjoy Alex Grey plenty without LSD. I feel that Hallucinigens can be a powerful tool for enlightenment that can just as easily become a crutch.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Hahaha that's not what I meant I LOVE his art. I'm saying I want my LSD to have his art on it.

 

Not at all, she reallllllllly wants to, but she just doesn't have the ability to

 

Many people smoke tens of times before getting high.

If she's not getting high, the solution is both simple and obvious.

Smoke more. A lot more. And then keep smoking more. Get a 3 foot bong, an ounce, sit her down and smoke until you can't use a lighter. See that she does the same.

Bongs are good because when it's big enough, it FORCES you to use your lungs and use them fully.

Have her hold for 5+seconds. Normally not needed, but if she's not getting high it will help.

Yes, being fat will totally make it harder to get high, obviously. a female that weighed half as much would be twice as high, because of the ratio of drug to blood that it's flowing in. Duh.

Sounds like OP is going to get a fat girl high for the purpose of fucking her, but she's one step ahead and is a seasoned toker, and can hold her high better than OP and just laughs at him in her head.

 

That might be hard to obtain for me. But doesn't sound half bad.

 

A bong?

Hardware store. Fluorescent light cover. About 5-6 feet of clear plastic tube. Several dollars

 

No, I meant the ounce of marijuana, but now that I think about it, she could easily take an ounce from her dad because he has roughly 99 plants.

 

If this is just some girl stealing her dads crop, no wonder she's not getting high, she's having nasty immature stolen pot, with no fucking THC.....

 

maybe if she should lose some of her excess weight really fast her doc will think she has an eating disorder and give her medical. she'll have to find something that will get her high in a dispensary.

 

This one girl I smoked with claimed she never got high, shes said it was cause shes badass and tolerant to weeed. I figured it cause she didn't acutally smoke enough.

Two fat ass blunts later she could barely stand. She was running around in circles in the grass, like a fairy in fairy land, jumping and laughing and giggling.

Then at the end of the whole night with a big ol grin on her face and laughing like banshee, she was like "ah no Im not really that high.."... Bullshiiiit!

Smoke mo weed.

 

yeah some people feel like pussy's for admitting that they are high. I don't get it. it's not a contest. fuck just be high and enjoy it.

 

Why else would I smoke weed?

If I ask and someone says they're NOT high yet, I'm loading another or 5.

 

Probably their HIGH is not being HIGH. Makes sense?

 

No, it doesn't.

If they're where they want to be, the answer is yes, they're high. If they're NOT high, and don't want to get high, they fucking better tell me before I waste good drugs on them.

High doesn't mean skullfucked, it just means feeling altered in the way you want.

 

ah! kansas! ohmygosh i live there too do you live near Lawrence? or farther out west?

 

Nah, I live in Olathe (bout 40 minutes east of Lawrence I believe). But I love Lawrence and occasionally play shows down there (I'm in a metal band :3) and I love the fact that you can pretty much smoke weed on the streets there. And I'm planning on going to KU in about 2 years