Functional High?

Who here is actually functional while stoned? I can't do shit.

When i smoke, this is my average day...

head to the park to light up, head back home, then i usually just chill in my room listening to music or watching TV, until i get the munchies, then i pass out for a few hours, and wake up late at night confused as hell lol!

today for example, i got home at about 4, ended up eating everything in sight then passed out until 8, i woke up realizing i had a shit load of homework to do and was screwed, i think i need to quit smoking on school days... :2thumbsup:

I woke up with an empty can of pringles, kitkat wrapper, a few juice boxs, and cookie crumbs all over me...

anyways, how can people actually work or study stoned? The only thing i'm motivated to do is sit down and listen to music, while stuffing my face

 

i rarely get very high. if i get too high i am not functional, i get dizzy and uncomfortable and cant do shit until it passes. it is unpleasant to feel that way, so i avoid it. my days are basically always lightly toasted. it helps with a lot of my medical issues, lets just abbreviate it as back pain and appetite though. im a mom, i got shit to do. dishes dont wash themselves, clothes dont either. there is no magical housework fairy. and if im going to go back to work then this house has to run with limited input from me, and right now it wouldnt.
so, while i can function high, i dont like to be super-high. some people like that, i find it kinda wasteful. waste of weed, waste of tolerance, waste of time. i see no need to be that high, but you know, whatever floats your boat.

 

I did my homework stoned the other night! Im pretty proud seeing as you and me do pretty much the exact same thing when we smoke

 

lol, I go to work high. But I've been doing the same thing for 5 years, so it's kind of just second nature anyway. My boss is aware of it, too, so I'm in a pretty good position, lol.

 

I think it depends on the weed.

 

I don't smoke any more. but I used to smoke before I did anything. I wrote some of my best papers then. If I was to now, I'm probably not moving for a while. Tho if I started too early in the AM I was only semi functional.

 

work stoned is a must...

 

Not only am I completely unfunctional when I'm high, my eyes get EXTREMELY red and closed up when I get high, and I just look extremely stoned even if I'm slightly buzzed. My facial expression goes between stupid high grin staring into space, to paranoid quiet freaking out. I cannot combine cannabis and serious activity or serious public sober company.

A lot of people think you can't tell they're high . . . it's funny, I can always tell a lot of people can. Remember that. You never know who the customer is . . .

 

I don't normally deal with customers until well after the high wears off.

 

i have been smoking for so long that i can not function happily unless i AM stoned

 

I get angry when my routine is fucked as well. I like to take a couple tokes before work, not STONED, just high to make me not strangle a bitch when I get to work. If I didn't work this current job, I probably wouldn't smoke as much, seriously.

But yeah, I can manage to function while stoned, but I would prefer just a light buzz for most activities.

 

I'm fully functional when I'm high.

 

I get in the cleaning mood when I smoke. I smoked and I cleaned the whole down stairs. I dusted vacuumed the living room dining room the kids play room the kitchen the mud room did the dishes cleaned the toilet sink. I get motivation when I smoke. Not to say I haven’t sat around and watch movies and eat a bunch of food before. I do both I will clean a bunch of stuff then watch a movie or I will watch a movie then I won’t feel like watching it so I clean stuff

 

I get stoned and do anything. court, exams, physical activity, whatever. marijuana is the only thing I can be fully functional on.

 

I'm productive when I smoke too like jen

 

Depends on what I smoke.I used to work stoned but not anymore.people want thier cars back asap and done right.takes to long when high or buzzed and shit just fucks up all the time on me when I smoke.I smoke so I don't have to function.I need an on/off switch for my brain.

 

I dont get shit done when Im not high..

 

same here.. if i get stoned and do not get side tracked.. i can get a lot more accomplished.. but easily that can turn into not getting shit done either.. sometimes sit at the computer for hours on end and then wonder what i was even doing lol

 

Im going to say its not just the type of weed. It amounts to other things you've done during the week or day. Maybe you want to sit in front the computer for hours and deserve to do so. Being that you've worked your ass off all week..

If I sit to long I get sore all over. So I get up do some exercise each time I get up to pee. Its a good system stoned or not.
right now Im a sit for least an hour and smoke.

Joker you would of loved to have seen my yard a little while ago.. pumping water out the pool on a nice day the earthworms we're all over the place .. I thought about fishing..
fishing, is something I havent done much of this year ..

 

when i turned over the soil earlier this year to plant.. i found a tonnage of crawlers.. i dunno why i didn't keep them all... just let'em go back into the ground