Yeah they have pirates now but they are dirty and live in the third world I assumed the op mend gun toting Clint Eastwood cowboys
plus youre already a pirate.... a ass pirate! Sorry, I hope that wasnt offensive, I'll edit it if you dont like it haha
A pirate, because I like travelling and I like the sea. Not so keen on the stealing things part though, maybe I could be a peaceful pirate?