To make a long story short, to the point; I went to my doctor to get my Vicodin refilled. Out of the blue, he wanted me to do a p-test. Well, the night b4, i took five 15mg time released morphine pills that I got through illegal means. Now I got about 6weeks to come up with something believable to make me look innocent. I heard poppy seed products at one time was a good excuse, but from what I read on the subject, the level of detection was raised to eliminate a false-positive report. In other words, I think I had too much Morphine in me to use this as an excuse. Any ideas would be appreciated. BTW my morphine connection went dry, so if I loose the legit Vicodin, I screwed myself. Thanks, Jonesin in the Midwest
You ran a day short of your Vics and borrowed one of your moms Morphine pills. Whatever you do, keep it simple, the larger the pile of BS is, the more likelyhood he ain't gonna buy it!!
Both suggestions are viable. Say u ran out dude to extreme pain and borrowed your mother or fathers shit, with permission and after reading up on it so you knew what u were taking.....hey maybe your dr may even raise ur script to something better than vic?
Hahah "Ran out dude to extreme pain" Taking your mother's father's brother's friend's anything is illegal and will probably screw you worse. Most of the opiates end up breaking down into some kind of morphine derivative. TBH I doubt he will even be able to tell the difference between the metabolites of vicodin and morphine. And btw vicodin sucks.
