Blowjob compromise

For the ladies that dislike giving blowjobs. Do you think you would dislike it less if you didn't have to take as much in your mouth?

I am trying to convince my wife who dislikes giving blowjobs to try just using her mouth on the head and her hand on the shaft.

Ladies do you think that's better?

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Sucks to be you, having to convince your woman to give you a bj.

 

Tell her to man up and get it down her throat or GTFO

 

Give her this ultimatum: no goods until she puts out.

 

I understand the reason for anal sex, to produce anal babies. All anal babies of course then become lawyers. But I have never understood the purpose for oral sex; does this provide some sort of uniquely gifted baby, perhaps a baby that will be a great debater with a gifted tongue? I would guess the majority of women don't give blow jobs, and only a very small percentage of women actually enjoy it. So what if they don't want to give a blow job? They have a variety of other body parts, including the vagina. I would guess of the women who do give blow jobs, the majority of them are only doing it because they think they have to in order to keep their boy. How would a man feel if his woman told him he better do the laundry every night or he can just get the fuck out?

 

women birthed from oral intercourse are the women more likely to take it in the butt

which in turn produces the lawyers

who like to put words

amongst other things in a woman's mouth

hence - the circle of life.

 

every strait women likes sucking cock... period.

 

I came here to have my daily giggle.

You guys delivered as promised.

Thanks.

 

Strait - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia



"A strait or straits is a narrow, navigable channel of water that connects two larger navigable bodies of water. It most commonly refers to a channel of water "

So what you are saying is that any woman who is a narrow, navigable channel likes to suck cock? As I claimed, not a very larg percentage of women are narrow, navigable bodies of water.

 

Don't worry about her just call me

 

you are of the understanding of colloquialisms i assume???

may i share a link with you also :mickey:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

good luck!!!

 

lol ^

I think if she doesn't like giving blowjobs then it's not a matter of degree but a black and white issue; she may have pride issues about putting a cock in her mouth. Shame

 

Ok I read your first post and instantly thought you were a feminist with a huge chip on your shoulder and a hatred for men (nothing wrong with that just initial judgment)

Then I read this post and you instantly jumped about 500 pts on my likable meter

 

I have a a narrow, navigable wet channel and I love to suck cock, does that count? Not straight though

 

Yes Yes and Yes....

 

Shame she doesn't like to suck cock, I love sucking my man off. I enjoy when he comes and shakes knowing I can bring him to that.

 

It really is a shame when a woman doesn't like to suck cock. But it is her body, and she should be allowed to do with it as she sees fit.

For the record, I think when people refer to heterosexual people in the slang, it's spelled "straight". Maybe someone can post evidence to the contrary.

 

Thank you, I now have wanking material for the next week or so. Would it be possible for you to post a picture?

 

You are absolutely right. However, if the man brings home the bacon and pays for the roof over her head, the car she drives, the clothes and jewelry she wears, he, in turn, should be allowed to kick her out for any reason as he sees fit.

"Honey, this is my body so if I don't want to suck your cock, it is my right."
"Baby, who bought you the Lexus? You know the car is under my name, right?"
"Do you want me to swallow, honey?"

 

It really depends on what she doesn't like about it.

 

So how is that different from just hiring a hooker? Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper?

My wife is very different from a hooker. I have a personal relationship with her, and we get along together. I would never dream of offering her money to have sex with me.