Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

You were arrested for exposing yourself to senior citizens in your area.

 

This game is about absurd accusations. And how did you know about that?

 

I have my ways.

 

In that case my accusation is...
You are a spy for the KGB!!!!11!!

 

You were raised in the rain forest by a family of chimpanzees who you secretly resented, which is why you sold them to a zoo for beer money on your 18th birthday.

 

drills holes in his kitchen floor prospecting for oil

 

lost his rear end in a game of poker

 

once had sex with a monkey, 5 times!

 

:rofl: :rofl:

 

Got chomped by PacMan several times, didn't win

 

Never learnt to tie shoelaces properly, and has difficulty telling left from right.

 

likes to watch Barney the Purple Dinosaur when alone

 

steals a bunch ketchup packets from every fast food restaurant and then opens them all and puts them into a squeeze bottle. lol

 

Masturbates to Sesame Street reruns

 

Has consistently placed in the top 400 for the last three years when the masses are polled about oral hygiene

 

actually keeps a pea in his bathroom so that he NEVER puts more than a pea-sized blob of toothpaste on his brush...

 

Sleeps in a bed shaped like pac man

 

likes to be awoken by a trusted friend gently "fork-prodding" him to consciousness...

 

Bought a 3d tv, but did not buy the glasses, and watches nothing but porn on it.

 

sprays his pants with fox pheromones and goes out for long lonely walks with his camera and a small tripod...