Dumb quotes, famous people

Title says it all, I'll start.


Jerry Falwell

The Jews are returning to their land of unbelief. They are spiritually blind and desperately in need of their Messiah and Savior.
Listen, America! (1981)

 

George W. Bush

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
(August 5, 2004)

 

"I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed and so it did not go up my nose. In fact, I may have been doing icing sugar" - after being questioned on Have I Got News for You about drug use

 

"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." — Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

Me too, but marriage is gay in general.

 

The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before.
- Dwight Eisenhower

 

These qoutes are beyond stupid..

 

I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
John Wayne

 

hahahaha.
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Britney Spears

 

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell walls or something?" -Paris Hilton

 

No way!

 

Off topic but Rudenoodle that quote is familiar in your tag, "The maestro says... sounds like bubblegum". Is it from Natural Born Killers, when they're tripping out in the tent with the indian and his spiritual tea (or did they smoke it hmmmm)???

 

" always had a great relationship with the blacks." - Donald Trump

I find this one hilarious, since the way he phrases it renders the whole sentiment dubious at best.

 

This whole thread is scary...here's my contribution.

''The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.''

—Pat Robertson

 

I knew Bush would be on here!! haha!:2thumbsup:

 

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin"
-Laura Dern, on Jurassic Park

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle

 

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - George W. Bush

 

"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." - Barak Obama


“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'” - Jessica Simpson



“'Jessica, you want some buffalo wings?' 'Sorry I don't eat buffalo.'” - Jessica Simpson

 

Are you kidding? A needle. I don't wanna get hooked on that stuff. It'd change me from Friendly Fred to Junkie Joe.

 

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. I don't like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa". - Britney Spears