What is the closest you've been dying?

some crazy situations...

i remember two more

once i rolled a 6-wheeler-ATV. i would have most likely broken my neck if there wasn't a roll bar. i was pretty young and had never driven anything like that. i didn't tell the owner hehe

2nd..when i was like 2 i had some crazy liver problems. was in the hospital for a few weeks i guess, and had a piece of my liver removed for a biopsy. i sometimes wonder if they shouldn't have cut out a piece of my liver...since i turned out fine and they never gave a clear diagnosis.

 

Hit by a car when I was 7.

 

haha!


Actually remembering a few thing's from my old workplace. It is a farm which is open to the public, and I was a farmhand there.

When I first started the job, me, plus a few other girl's and a senior member there were cleaning out one of the bull paddock's. They'd had these bull's since they were calf's, so they were friendly enough, but of course I was inexperienced.

I had this big shit scoop and a chaff bag to put the cow pie's in, but this one bull decided he wanted to be an absolute prick, and start nudging the bag so all the shit fall's out. I was getting irritated, so I nudged him on the nose with the shit scooper. Nooooot a good idea, cause whether the bull's friendly or not, that wasn't a smart thing to do. So he start's waving his head back and forth at me, and started pushing me around a bit.

Finally I get fed up, and start walking away but when I did, he start's coming after me, so I run, and he run's and lucky there was a tractor in there cause I managed to jump on that before I became cow pie myself. Guess it was a possible near-death experience, but still scared the beejeeezus outta me!

Another time I was feeding the duck's at the duck pond, kneeling under a fence (side note: I love indian runner's, so cute! I just wanna put little bow-tie's on them and watch them waddle) As I went to get to my feet I knocked the top of my head on this wooden part of the fence at the top and got pretty dizzy, lucky for me though, I grabbed the fence and sat down on the ground instead of topple into the water.

 

oh i almost forgot just a few weeks ago i took a flip down some stairs and bashed the side of my head real good...i dont think i passed out but who knows...it took a while before i could walk

 

Was There Any Damage To The Stairs..???...:hide:



Cheers Glen.

 

I've been in 8 auto accidents, 3 of them head on with semis, 1 got crushed in my jeep by a trailer making a hard left (actually with an old member of this forum, lol). I had Pneumonia when I was almost two years old. I split my forehead open on the bottom of a rocking chair when I was 3. I almost drowned in the ocean when I was about 7. I can't remember the rest, bad drug deals, smoking DMT, eating too many mushrooms.

Similar to Skips story in a way, but it was with home grown azurescens that were not handled properly, I never figured out just what it was, if it was infection or too many spores, but I started the trip off fine, and within 20 minutes I was in violent seizures on the floor. I don't know if I met God that night because I was actually dying, or if I was tripping harder then I ever have in my life, including 100mg+ of DMT. That is the only experience I've had with the dying process that totally changed my life.

 

nope

 

damn.. how long is a while? minutes? hours?

 

I died once, from being hypnotized too deep for too long. My spirit left my body, and I could see my body slumped down in a chair. The person who had hypnotized me and his brother that had been looking on were trying to talk my spirit back into my body. I could hear what they said, but I couldn't talk to them. I wanted to leave and be done with life, it felt so good to have it over with. They were trying to think of something I really cared about enough to come back, and they saw the pictures of my daughters above my desk. They told me I had to come back for my girls. Then I wanted to but I didn't know how. I thought about it, and just kind of floated over to my body and turned around and sat into it, and my heart started beating again and I started breathing. The whole episode lasted about a minute and a half, so there was no permanent damage. The most irritating thing about this story is it's entirely true and nobody believes it, not even my wife. The two witnesses won't talk because they are afraid of getting in trouble.

 

when i stayed up for 2 days smoking crack after the 2nd 8 ball had some seizers. n woke up to parm. around me. that cost 356$ + what i spent on the shit.........bad times.

 

The same response I’ve given 10 other times on similar threads:

I was mountain climbing on the face of the lemon squeeze (a 200 sheer foot rock face) when I lost my balance half way up, and for an instance it was 50/50 whether I would live or fall to my death on the granite boulders below.

I died and you’re now communicating with a spirit of hotwater

Hotwater

 

just minutes


but to be fair I have a form of vertigo that makes it always hard to walk lol