He was high as a kite and the sign said WALK so without thinking about it he obediantly walked across to the other side. Then he thought, "Whoa, what'd I do that for? I didn't want to cross the road! Oh well, fuck it!"
He was following that chicken over there that had walked into the KFC, to see what happened next in there.
Because she wanted to get it on with the gorgeous longhaired guy on the other side of the road. So, she ran over there and leaped onto the air and hugged him with both her arms and legs.