The 100% Single Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4AskIlhoiA"]A nugget of wisdom from Archie Bunker/ funny - YouTube

 

single and about 75% happy about it. Would really have to be a very special person to get me though
having female friends helps alot with turning away dumb beezies

same with getting laid once in a blue moon.

life like twisting a blunt, it's how you roll with it
what ever you really want out of life, just figa it out and go get it

 

Back single after a few weeks of giving it a go...
Lovely man, just not mentally stimulating enough for me. Great sex, open heart, knows how to treat a woman but total lack of deep conversation.

Bollocks !!!!

I am not as single as I was as I am open to meeting my love after being happily independent it is now time to share my heart and get over any fears or past hurts. I am actually enjoying being close and the sense of adventure it brings into my life- so 50% single and 50% open to a new partner ...

 

Might I suggest a 50% single thread?

I don`t know about the other guys, but I sometimes feel like my 100% singleness is a rare gift...Even 100% single movies seem to be rare, though when they do come out they almost always satisfy me in more ways than one. :2thumbsup:

So, lesbians get their own forum...if I posted there, I think my account would automatically explode! Why can`t we get our own thread?

 

Yep.

Nope.

But, I think I might try for that hotty they just hired at the gas station on my way to work tomorrow tho.

If I show up alone for x-mas at my moms again, she'll give me shit about it.
:bobby:

 

The first step to becoming a truly 100% single individual is chucking x-mas and mommy out the window. :biggrin:

I`ve gone a step further and cut all my marriage-happy friends loose, which means I have no friends, ATM.

Ah, well. :daisy:

 

Same here. And I'm cool wit dat.

But this girl is just soo freakin hot!! I'm on a mission. If she says no, I'll just club her over the head and drag her to my moms house. Just to shut her up about me being single.

:2thumbsup:

 

Clubbing hoes over the head is perfectly acceptable 100% single and happy behavior, in my book. Just last week, I bludgeoned three to near-death.

 

hahahaha

someone was moaning on fb last night at like 4am about being single so i said 'if ya single, mingle?'

 

there is a mrs imaginary being

not single.

 

I'm single, and 50% happy about it

 

50% single and 50% open heart = 100 % do the maths ... I am happy to be independent doesn't change the fact I am cool with my singleness.

.......

 

Single by divorce - 15 years ago, 2 relationships - good side is doing what you want in life, bad side is no one to share life with

 

Been single for about a month. After making a mistake and sleeping with my ex last week, I realised I don't need someone to be happy with myself. And feel I am ready to move on and be my own person! Bring on the future!!

 

you're a female, right? i ask because this is exactly what females always say one week after a breakup, and 6 hours before starting a new relationship.

 

Hahaha. There's some truth in there.


Yea, one month in, single life is still peachy...

 

Haha, yes I'm a girl. I'm 19. And tbh I don't want to be in a relationship at all for now. If the right person comes along then, I'll see where it takes me. But I'm not lonely, nor actively looking for anyone.
What's wrong with being glad to be out of a shit relationship?

 

im single but always on the lookout

 

nothing.

 

I'm 40% single about 65% of my life