Songs about masturbating.

I've been meaning to start this thread for a while and seeing another post reminded me about it. Now how about some songs about the old self love. Here's a couple to start:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY&ob=av2e"]Cyndi Lauper - She Bop - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8sstMhnQbg"]the masturbation song - isis.wmv - YouTube

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIGTTuryc1Q&feature=fvst"]The Stranglers - Five Minutes - YouTube

That was the rumoured story behind the song

 

Here's a classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmkBroiw1s"]Pictures Of Lily - The Who - YouTube

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM3pnBRvG1M

Britney Spears - Touch of my hand

'cause I'd totally like to watch her masturbate.:2thumbsup:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Mi995ggFU"]The Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict - 1977 45rpm - YouTube

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

no one posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM"]Divinyls - I Touch Myself - YouTube

Shame on you all! :tongue:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLBfwblps8"]Cuck Berry - My Ding-A-Ling - YouTube

 

not really ABOUT masturbation, but it mentions it

"what am i gonna be doing for awhile, i said i'm gonna play with myself"

summertime by sublime

 

not really ABOUT masturbation, but it mentions it

"I choke mics like asphyxiation, when I'm strangling my own throat masturbatin"

No Apologies by Eminem

 

It was too easy.

Only a woman would sing:
"I don't want anybody else,
When I think about you,
I touch myself"

If it was a man it would be:
"I don't want any body else,
When I think about you,
2 of your friends,
A riding crop,
And a Hobby Horse,
I touch myself,"

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

How about this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4uEoJSR0Fg"]Mr. Bungle - The Girls of Porn - YouTube

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

You forgot the moose...

 

This one has a bit of a light spin on it from Kevin Bloody Wilson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35hbgdypq8s&feature=related"]Kevin Bloody Wilson I Gave Up Wanking - YouTube

 

Shit, you're right.

How about a gentler one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpMpCP57fMA"]John Prine, Donald and Lydia - YouTube

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtXYIGgNF38&feature=related"]Frank Zappa LIVE Keep it Greasy - YouTube

 

There's one that has the lyrics "oh you touched my tra-la-la / Mmm my ding ding dong"

I have no idea who sings it or what the title is, but years ago a couple guys in my high school tech class made a male dancer advertisment and used this song - fucking epic! XD

 

I thought this was about Joe getting Schtupped by record company executives for destroying their piggy bank that was covered with marital aids.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Fingers by pink

 

NIIIICE! Bonus for the reference to videotaping it.

Although not strictly about masturbating the opening line makes reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKttENbsoyk"]Aerosmith - Walk This Way - YouTube

I like the fact that this thread has a good balance between men and women singing.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Fingers by pink

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umhr8Xehgds&feature=related"]Waylon Jennings - I Can't Keep My Hands Off of You - YouTube