Random Facts XXXIX - Autumn Edition

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  1. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I haven't posted anything in years.
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

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    cant be that long because i remember seeing the youper sig
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    2009 lol...you win
     
  4. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    Never doubt a Yooper 'eh.
     
  5. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Man i'm tired been a long day
     
  6. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    what i wanna know is where in the human genome is the part that makes people always clap when they're on tv.. STFU !!!
     
  7. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    It should be SYHU = shut yo' hands up! :wink:

    I think people look silly when they clap their hands while they're laughing. Sometimes, something is TRULY hysterical and I have clapped my hands from laughter, but this rarely happens. Some people are ALWAYS clapping their hands when they laugh. It makes me think that what used to be funny, just isn't really that funny anymore.
     
  8. countrygirl

    countrygirl Senior Member

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    Their pickin' the soy beans today, and their still at it...

    I have a scratchy throat...:(
     
  9. Moe420

    Moe420 Banned

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    My plan after work is to go buy a bunch of candy, get drunk and stoned and watch futurama with my friend. Don't you judge me.
     
  10. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    oh my fuck

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    this would be cool *wolf eating acid tab*
     
  11. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    That would be one psycho killer wolf there. Not cool.
     
  12. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    we dont know that. maybe she would find jesus.
     
  13. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    In an animal, whose primary focus in life is to hunt and feed?
    I ono, man. That calls for more faith than I have about Jesus, lol.
     
  14. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    i had this chicky try to tell me humans are carnivores and all members of the animal kingdom hunt. i just didn't say anything.

    homo sapiens are omnivorous.

    cows, elephants, manatees, sloths and shit-ton others are members of the animal kingdom that do not hunt
     
  15. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Did I say anything about other animals? LOL. I was just talking about the wolf, who does, in fact, hunt.

    As for the chick that told you that. . . poor thing. She's kind of stupid.
     
  16. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i really ate a big dinner...i had so many choices....one that i didnt have the stomach to try..anyone heard of 5cup salad...fuckin stuff had marshmallows as one of the 5 cups...it looked like barf...i think its an acquired taste loli took 7 kids from 1 through 9 on an hour walk to give the moms a break....kids are easy to handle when you can herd t5hem like cattle
     
  17. deleted

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    you ever get the feeling your being watched?
     
  18. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    i didn't say so. just sharing a semi relevant story off the top of my head.

    anyway.. went to the grocery store today and got a refund on fermented salsa and bought some strawberry banana juice with the money.. woot
     
  19. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    not lately.

    one time i pulled into a parking spot and this guy in the car across from me kept staring. i looked up a couple times and he was always staring. i had to change shirts so i got out of my car and pulled my shirt off. i looked back and he wasn't staring anymore. i was like lol.. that would be creepy if he was still staring. i guess sometimes you have to take your shirt off to keep ppl from staring at you.
     
  20. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Only when I listen to this song:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ut_pzoWgY&feature=related"]Requiem For A Dream - Full Theme Song - YouTube
     
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