Random Facts XXXIX - Autumn Edition

yes..all the time..i have a couple neighbors that would love to see me leave in a cruiser,,,fuck'em

 

my fuckhead spying asswipe bylaw snitching fucktarded shithead neighbor moved away this summer

 

I'm probably the only white person in my neighbourhood, lol.

 

Now if only we can convince women that this is true.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ESRdcGamk&feature=feedlik"]Fender Squire Classic Vibe 50's Stratocaster- In the studio - YouTube

 

yes.. i am ripped

 

i pee a lot.

 

i think the least amount of people ive ever seen on hf right now.. wow..

 

Lowest Iv'e Ever Seen Was 43, When I Checked 15 Minutes Ago There Were 47...



Cheers Glen.


EDIT:- Now it's 44.

 

i got 41....and strudel.

 

forums are a dying medium it seems.

 

Not the sex forums. :sultan:

RF: I have to go to work in 15 minutes.

 

I slept pretty good last night, but I did take cold medicine before I went to bed...

 

OK, so today, I'm gunna do it...I'm taking my nose off and selling it on ebay.

If anyone here wants it, you get firsts dibs. Its a little beat up from the allergies, but overall, its in good condition. Nothing a little sanding and staining won't fix

 

Oh sure, go ahead and hasten the apocalypse with your careless behavior, why should we care?

Some folks prefer their fantasies to reality. Best not burst her bubble, it could unleash her primal rage...

24/7, it's a known fact.

The evidence would tend to convince them otherwise tho. Maybe hypnosis would work...

Vodka works too.

Surely you're going to show us a photo of the merchandise! You don't expect us to bid sight unseen!?


rf: My stepson jumped out of an airplane at 18,000 feet a couple days ago and didn't get a scratch. I guess he's more skilled now than when he fell off the garage roof as a boy...

 

I could never jump out of an airplane, I'm scared of heights...

 

I'm with you. My stepson has published an online bucket list, and jumping out of a plane is one of the items on the list. This is the same boy who got himself tasered, keep in mind.

 

im not afraid of heights...but hitting the ground scares the crap outta me

 

Straight to the root issue.

Did you ever consider that mechanics and doctors use the same kinds of thinking skills?

 

I sat through an incredibly boring seminar today. I was the only one with anything to say, so I started to feel self conscious and stopped saying things, so then nobody said anything.