New Answer The Question With A Question Game

Are you a tad grumpy today,Angel of my Dreams???

 

Yes, and what the hell do you intend to do about it, Sparkle Butt?

 

Errm. . . . . run away,Oh Divine Orchid?

 

And who would that make happier - me or you?

 

Ummm..[thinks really quickly] . . .my sole purpose is surely to bring you,My Gentle Rainbow of Love,all happiness,my petal?

 

You've had to do this before, haven't you?

 

will you forgive him just this once ? ha! ha!

 

Bollox to yerz.

I'm going to lock meself in me shed and hammer nails into the cat.


I've had NUFFA bein' nice!

 

Is Sparkle Butt upset with me?

 

is a baboons ass red?

 

I don't know. Is it?

 

is puggy still in the shed. ? ha! ha!

 

Go away-it's MY shed and I'm not playing anymore...or am I?

 

Well, are you or aren't you?

 

Puggy, what do we have to do to get you come out?

 

Hmmm.. ..[muffled conversation]..Teddy says, 'Put the kettle on'. Ok?

 

Who could deny Teddy?

 

My manky bad-tempered cat-Teddy told me the cat used to slash at him with his claws out.

THAT's why I nailed the furry little f*ck to the ceiling!...you DO believe me,don't you?

 

Are you telling the truth?

 

You inferring Teddy would lie?

Well ARE ya?????