The Used Junk Game..

crackhead special. 19 aluminum drain pipes.. FREE U HAUL..

 

Really worn socks that would make great arm warmers. 3 pairs $20.

 

Dusty fan, full of cat hairs... 17.95 or 3 payments of 5.99!!!!

But wait!

Call now and receive a FREE nightlight with burnt out bulb!

I accept cash, check or your mother.

 

empty spray paint can's (not intended for trailer park baby rattle ) 50 cent ea..

 

Rocks. Various sizes. Remember Halloween is just around the corner and you need something to put in the bratty kids bags.

$1.00 per handful.

 

If it's used, SOLD! .....


One hot pink paper clip, once held together a stack of guitar tabs. Price, one Canadian nickle.

The bent coat hanger I use to pull hair clogs out of the drain. It's homemade and it works great. Price - Two dollars

 

4 large coffee cans full of used coffee grounds - Good for your garden, or running through a second time for people who like "light" coffee.

$12

 

I'll give you 7 Canadian dollars for it. That's like $348 American these days.


I could use it for school! Help me get some grades!

 

SOLD!!! Wooo Hooo!!!

 

20 Veet scrapers: $1.00 .. Good for Midgets ice scrapers... confirmed little people get 1/2 off..

 

I actually need a new fan sooo.. SOLD!

but, I don't have $18 bucks. Perhaps we can work on some other method of payment....


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I have, up for grabs, one bar of Pears soap - freshly used. I washed myself with it last night Price - $2

One copy on cd of my first band's 'single'. It's 4 minutes and 30 seconds of a 17 year old Lunar shrieking like a banshee. Price - $3

One guitar slide I made out of a piece of copper pipe at my old carpentry job. This is hand polished copper pipe folks! Price - $2


*DISCLAIMER* All prices are in Canadian dollars. I will not accept yankee doodle dollars or Mastercard. I will however accept cheques and sexual favours in exchange for any goods listed. All sales are final, so are any nights I spend with you in exchange for goods. No refunds!

 

Just found a Canadian nickel on the ground at work, that offer for a pink paper clip still standing mister lunar?

 

i have a buffalo nickel that a nice man gave to me. i will trade for a mercury head dime.

 

They sure do, I'll take them! $10 is too much though. I'll give you 50 Canadian cents per shell.

It sure is!

 

I'll trade you a cue card for it. The cue card has all the cultural information for red salvia on it.

 

sold!

 

1 Set of Purple fuzzy dice, elastic is old so dice just dangle even on bumpy roads. On the "lower" die, one of the felt swatches is missing and has in fact been redrawn on the die with a Sharpie. PB Blaster SCENTED ~ $19.99

 

1 can of vintage pepsi circa 2006 3$

 

Duct tape rolls minus the tape.. good for crafts, and eye catching bracelets. 1 dollar ea..