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I got a few good aussie one's...

Sheila walked into the kitchen to find Bruce stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation? Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened!

What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
Option A: NICE TITS !!
Option B: How ya gonna do the dishes?

A Kiwi walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "That's not a pig but a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
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