Dumb things you heard people say today......

Usually the dumbest things I hear on a daily basis are said by my wife....she comes up with some real lulus.......

 

My fav. It's early morning, still dark, I'm removing the chains and unlocking the bar door......... "are you open?" Does it look like we're fucking open........ duh!

 

I heard someone tell a story about a city that was building an airport, and would likely have to spend a lot of money on noise abatement for people living near by.

The mayor's idea was for deaf people to move into the houses. The guy who was telling the story the story went on and on about how dumb the idea was. I actually thought it was pretty cool, and I think that I would give a break to any politician who at least put some effort into saving tax payer money.

I generally give people a break when they say dumb things, especially when they make careless errors. I give myself a break too.

 

My younger brother say he was going to rob a food bank when he gets older.

 

Something stupid I heard said today was, "I hate those stupid Occupy Wallstreet cunts."

 

I was working in the rain today and someone came up to me and asked "how you doing?"

* interrupting my work when its raining and Im getting wet adds $20 to the bill

 

Cheerleader convention in town.... That's right. Cheerleader convention.

OH MA GAWD how much fer dis shiny fing??

Girls come look at dis!

Oh man imma loot so hawt at skool wiff did shiny fing in mah belly button!

 

"How much is it? " while standing in front of the 2 feet tall sale sign that says $12.99

 

While patiently waiting for the bus.........Has the bus come yet? Wouldn't I be on it?
I asked someone what time it was..........Why? aren't you wearing a watch or have your cell phone with you? IF I did wtf would I be asking you for?
Standing in line right behind another person............Are you in line? Ahhhhh!!

 

i really didn't sleep with him.

 

My friend says the government should shut down the internet.
There are a few reasons and they all make my head hurt....
1- We shouldn't be allowed to get news that's not on Faux or CBS.
2- People need to go to libraries when they need to look something up.
3- The disclaimer on Wikipedia isn't big enough and people could kill themselves by self-diagnosis of medical conditions.


She also says me posting Anon vids is ruining her country, and if we'd all just accept the way things are everyone would be much more comfortable.

I think she's one of those people who would've been like "Yeah, Hitler, I totally see what you're saying about those jews, fags and communists."

 

A few minutes ago :
"why do you always get up early? to do something?"

 

One time as I was out with my dogs, both of them on leashes, walking down the sidewalk...

Lady in her yard ... "Are you walking your dogs?"

 

I swear that one of the less intelligent girls in my class at school once proudly told me "I don't know any words with more than two syllables"

 

HAAAAA mindless

 

Todays winner was , no i havent been drinking today- am i still drunk from last night cause it didnt sleep :toetap05:

 

Cardiologist i report to "*blah blah blah*....the internet is for losers!"

Living in the information age and not using the internet :/ bet he isn't a loser when he's spanking dat monkey to porn via INTERNET!

 

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rutz again." stupid

 

Just Sent Him One On Your Behalf...



Cheers Glen.

 

aw thank you glenglen


i think its time i start bugging you again