I have a 'Howgut' - have you

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  1. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    Waking up I woke to the day and walked past the full length bedroom mirror, and therre I spied a gut, it was mine I and wondered 'how' did it get there?
    Can't possibly be the beer, pies and reduction of exercise can it?
    ;)
     
  2. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    there must be something wrong with your mirror ;).

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  3. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I need to invest in new mirrors, too.

    But in the meantime, try sitting and standing up straighter
     
  4. GiddyLaughter

    GiddyLaughter Member

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    I'm sure the beer bubbles make you lighter ;)
     
  5. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    I'm "Howgut challenged".
     
  6. WOLF ANGEL

    WOLF ANGEL Senior Member - A Fool on the Hill Lifetime Supporter

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    Thanks to all - I feel better already :D
     
  7. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    does that give you free rides on the public transportation system ;)?

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  8. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    No but it tends to make ambulatory transportation relatively effortless.
     
  9. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I have the same problem :(

    Not only do I need new mirrors, but I need a new scale too...they are such liars!

    I recently dropped my doctor, also, who told me I should start trying to lose weight. I looked at her in awe and told her to fuck herself...
     
  10. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    sshhhh, before the suckers in Washington and Berlin wake up and start thinking about all the bucks they could save...

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  11. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    hmmmm, I need more pics to form an opinion on that topic ;).

    You look fine.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  12. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I've got a gut, too. I've had it for several years. I am not fat anywhere else but in my gut, though I have been losing weight. I feel self-conscious sometimes about my weight, so I'd like to lose it all.
     
  13. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    +1

    It just happened, in my case. And then, I worked for it once I found out it was easy for me. :D

    BTW, I`ve been informed several times recently that if you can see a man`s ab muscles past the age of 30, he must be gay.

    So, I`m embracing my long-repressed sexuality.
     
  14. RetiredHippie

    RetiredHippie Hick

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    I embrace my howgut.................
     
  15. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Well I'm 48 and they're visible so I guess we know what that says.
     
  16. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Hi there, hot stuff... ;) ;)
     
  17. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Sorry sister, you're not my type! lol
     
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