i hate seagulls!

bloody bastards stole my sandwich! theifs!! hate them!! aaaargh!!

 

I was outside at work the other day doing our sidewalk sale for the clearance clothes and i saw some rich dude get out of his nice bmw than a while later a seagull went and sat on it, and shit on it as the guy was walking out of the store, he saw it and was so pissed and started running towards the seagull lolzz
srry about your sandwich though

 

Maybe you should set a trap - make one full of marmite and await their arrival - I wonder what they'll think of that?!
That'll teach them - lol

 

the next time i see one i'll pretend to give him some food... wait for the little shit to get closer... and closer.. and closer... until he is at hand's reach... THEN I KICK HIS FUCKING ASS UNTIL THE MOTHERFUCKER LEARNS NOT TO FUCK WITH MY FOOD!!!

goddamn the little white shit machines with there stupid fucking wings and shit...

 

I hate the little fuckers too, they stole my churro at Disney one time...I had the munchies so damn bad and I took one bite and then they swooped down and stole my shit. True story.

 

They've stolen shit from me also, lol.

 

i feel for you...

 

seagull stole my bike!

 

The outboard that should have been named seacow.

 

They are disgusting, yucky and wake me up every morning.

 

but i'm soooooo hungry! feed me and i will be your friend!

 

They took my job.

 

Fucking scavengers, they’re everywhere


Hotwater

 

right on bro!

 

i'll be having words with you on chat young lady...

 

This little old man at the bar I go to told me "seagulls are the gangsters of the sky." Think the seagull thieving your sandwich proves his point...

 

they're not gangsters. they are little pikey shits from a fucking council estate!!

 

I've also heard it said that pigeons are just rats with wings.

 

pigeons taste good though


I call seagulls "shithawks"