Good places

Where are some good and secretive places to masturbate, other than your room. Around the house sort of places

 

I was told about a girl who masturbated to orgasm in church during the service by crossing her thighs and squeezing rhythmically. Too much sex in the Bible!

 

i usually do it in the middle of my living room in front of the computer.

 

In the closet with a rope around your neck.

 

This reminds me of that old joke:

You ever get caught masturbating in the closet?

"No"

Good hiding place.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I masturbate in shower, most rooms in the house and even outside before lol

 

Some funny responses. Think about it. You must know your own house and quiet areas.

 

in front of a big mirror, i love watching myself

 

Sadly, the paranoia in me, seems to think that Big Brother is all around - and nowhere is secret anymore - Ooh Eeer

 

When I was in college, I subleased a house one summer, and I was the only one there. It had a big yard, with lots of trees, and I used to go on the back porch naked, lean against the railing and masturbate into the bush (tee hee) on the other side. A couple of times I went on the roof and laid there naked in the midday sun and jerked it. About as exposed as you can imagine, yet I'm sure no one could have saw me. I came like a wild animal though.