71 Year Old Woman Sentenced for Backseat Sex in Buick

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  1. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Teens might enjoy having sex in the back of a car, but do you ever outgrow it? A 71 year-old woman was sentenced to probation and fined $585 for having sex with a 54 year old man in the backseat of a Buick in front of two restaurants in Michigan. Both of them were charged with disorderly intoxication and the man was fined $785 and ordered to do community service.

    Here's the mugshots of the sexy pair...

    Note the look on the woman. Guess who got laid that night! :daisy:

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    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/michigan/autoerotic-senior-cops-plea-435218
     
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  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    why oh why did I click on this
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Oct 21, 2011
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  5. Perilless

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    Good for them!!!
     
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  7. chordcat

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    Oh..my eyes...ahhhh.
     
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  9. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Congrats to Granny for getting some
     
    TAZER-69, Oct 21, 2011
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  11. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Haha! this Shit is funny!
     
    weeattoes, Oct 21, 2011
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  13. papa wolf

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    I'd have to get rid of that car if it was mine . As there wouldn't be enough soap in the world to EVER get it clean again .
     
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  15. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Nah, by that age, it's all dust anyway. Now your Dirt Devil may have a little trouble...
     
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  17. scratcho

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    What the hell--bring 'er on. As a friend of mine used to say-"I'll slap 'er in the ass with a sack 'a nuts"!! yahoooooooooooo
     
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  19. skip

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    Have you ever seen a 71 year-old ass? (not to mention other parts!)

    PLEASE, PLEASE don't post pix or ppl will have to have their memories erased! :willy_nilly:
     
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  21. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Go Granny. Go Granny. It's your Birthday. Go Granny.
     
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  23. scratcho

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    Skip ,I see one every day. I only need to look over me shoulder to see a sexy one!! yahooooooooo again.
     
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  25. creedlespeek

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    Ridiculous to fine them that much. Just have them do some community service and maybe a $50 fine.
     
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  27. scratcho

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    Why fine 'em anything? They should have just told them to move along and continue elsewhere.
     
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  29. TAZER-69

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    Hell I hope I am still having an adventerous sex life at 71.
     
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  31. scratcho

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    GOOD NEWS!! It's just as good as it ever was.
     
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  33. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    She should have been given the key to the town for her effort, or at least name a street after her. Grannies Backseat Drive?
     
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  35. creedlespeek

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    In front of a public restaurant isn't cool. That's worth fining, IMO.
     
    creedlespeek, Oct 21, 2011
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  37. deleted

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    The court system is just another corrupt way of collecting revenue .. Murders dont pay fines, they go to jail and get everything for fucking FREE!!!
     
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  39. scratcho

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    Well, in the back might have been better. (restaurant I mean!)

    I got caught before when headlights of a Standard Oil truck came around the corner and there I was with the back door of my car open with my ass a'shinin' and me boggin' it to her with my feet on the ground. He said we had to move along because there had been some theft in the area. Smart-ass that I am--I assured him that what I was stealing did NOT belong to Standard Oil!! He laughed and we left.
     
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