Lost 40 bux.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Well Arranged Dust, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. Well Arranged Dust

    Well Arranged Dust Member

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    Come on we are all stoners here, let me hear some funny misplaced item stories. In the last hour I misplaced two 20 bills and found a couple grams of dank I misplaced weeks ago... Kind of like I bought a bag from myself.
     
  2. puffed up in my ford

    puffed up in my ford Senior Member

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    actually....lol some how i seem to have lost my zip up fleece jacket last night.is a windows 7 jacket thing.i liked it too.ive looked everywhere in the house,outside,in the garage,in the trucks i worked on and its no where to be found:(
     
  3. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    my bong named Thumper. lost it alongside a can of Four Loko in bushes taller than me when i was running from the po-po on 4/20 this year.
     
  4. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Haha!

    I misplace things on a regular basis.
    The other day I had $10 for food an I got out at the doctors got in the front when I got out I didnt realize I dropped it about 15 minutes later I realized I lost it went back and it was there!
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    lost my sanity

    a long time ago
     
  6. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i once found a knot of weed in a box that i had had packed away for at least a decade.. got me high too :sifone:
     
  7. WootMaster

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    My bed inadvertently misplaced my keys for me when I was looking for something else...I moved the bed...It moved the night stand which then moved my keys into the trash can...

    I couldn't find my keys for a day till I looked in the trash...Good thing I didn't take the trash out that same night!
     
  8. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    I've lost my glasses on my face once.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I went to burger king once for lunch in highschool and couldnt leave

    turned out my car keys were on the tray when I dumped it in the garbage
     
  10. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    I lost my lighter one time. I looked all over my room all down stairs then I thought I dropped it outside. Then I remember where I put it, I felt my bra and sure enough that's where it was. And this one time. I looked all over my room for my glasses and they were on top of my t.v the whole time.
     
  11. Charlisangel

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    I once lost my keys in that field near work i go to smoke on brakes.

    FOund it 2 days later after it had rain like crazy. they were all rusty. by then i had already given hope of ever find them.
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    what kind of keys?...they are usually made of brass and wont rust
     
  13. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    keys of coke
     
  14. Well Arranged Dust

    Well Arranged Dust Member

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    Some pretty good ones guys! I have worked in a few different fast food places BBAD and many people have thrown away their keys and phones from their trays lol.

    Another one I remember was when I used to do maintenance at Wendy's I swept the parking lot every morning, I had this badass hemp necklace I made that I wore everyday for months, it was getting ratty. Well one day in the winter it was just gone! Fast forward to the spring and what do i find lying in a melting snowbank? My necklace! Super pumped.
     
  15. smokinIVXX

    smokinIVXX Banned

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    Alright so when I was like 15 maybe 16, before I even tried pot, I "found" a bottle of viagra pills in a family members cabinet. I grabbed 4, ate them that night. I had a boner for 3 days, not always fully erect but it was quite an experience.

    As for shit I've lost... Whenever I go outside to smoke, Ill bring a bud to either break up and roll a joint or pack a bong. Couple months ago, all high on perks, I brought out like a good 2 gram nugget to smoke on and fucking lost it in the grass. I was out there looking for with my cellphone light for at least 1/2 hour lol
     
  16. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    i lost two paychecks for a few hours. i found them in my math folder. i put them there so that even if i lost them, i would find them.
     
  17. fondfarewell

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    The other week I lost my cell phone. I realized I had left it at the Salvation Army in the record section. I drove back to the Salvo only to find that they were closed. But I was not going to wait until the morning to get my phone back. So I yanked on the door real hard and it opened right up! I walked back to the records, grabbed my phone, and walked on out!

    TL;dr: I broke into the salvation army to retrieve my lost phone
     
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