Can it really takes 90 days to cleanse my system of marijuana????

So I have court in a month because I got busted smoking marijuana on the 4th of July. Fucking bullshit, like the cops dont have anything better to do then bust kids balls for smoking weed. Me and my buddy spent 9 hours in a holding cell all just for a joint, all this in the state of ny where it is decriminalized. But anyway I'm on day 7 of quitting marijuana in order to cleanse my system of it only to find out that for a chronic smoker it may take up to 90 days?!?!?!?! I am a very chronic smoker, smoking on average about .6g to .8g a day to myself. Is this really the case that it will take about 90 days for me to be clean? If that is the case goodbye to my marjuana fast and hello to a detox. Any reccomendations on effective detox products if so?

 

Go to a vitamin shop
&they'll have stuff to clean out your system.
But if you dont really have the money
Just drink alot of water or cranberrie juice
And work out.

 

Sweat it out and drink loads of liquids

 

If you follow the advice and work out a lot, it's more like 30 days.

 

Unless they want to do a hair follicle test on you, in which case it's 90.

 

Nope, Hair follicle tests aren't exactly accurate with weed, shampooing your hair everyday can basically get the THC out believe it or not.

30 days to be safe man.

 

Ah yes, the dreaded old 30 day myth. I want to say that NORML actually debunked this awhile back, but here goes..

THC is fat soluble so it clings to your fatty tissue. If you have a high metabolism rate, the THC metabolites will be out of your system faster vs. someone with slow metabolism. It also has to do with your body mass and weight. Exercising helps too because when you work out, you burn fat, and when you burn fat you burn the THC within the fat. Combine exercising with high metabolism and depending on what kind of smoker you are (light, medium, heavy) , it will be out of your system in no time (anywhere from 4-5 days to 1-2 weeks depending on your body type).

 

THIS :iagree:

Although, let me say that I would personally lean more towards 2 weeks!

And, for a quick fix 1 Full Half Gallon of Cranberry followed by consistent water.
It will make you puke some and shit a lot, but if you do it the morning before a piss test you are good! 100%. Seen it done multiple times for probation!!!

 

I wouldn't exactly call that "Very chronic". more like "stoner light"

 

Much appreciated for the advice, thank you all Just one more question if anyone can answer. I know cranberry juice is often reccomended, but will it help if I drink it in the days coming up to court or only before court. I know it is a diuretic therefore adulterating a pee test if you drink it right before, but will it actually remove thc quicker or only adulterate a test?

 

I wouldn't recommend drinking assloads of water or any juice hours before the test as commonly recommended...at least around here that results in a dilute sample which equals immediate fail, as already said, your best bet is just quit and be active, if your a small guy or gal you'll be fine in two or three weeks. Based on my experience and reading, cleanser products are HIGHLY hit or miss, a throw of the dice for sure, there will always be those who swear up and down about a particular method while at the same time just as many who have been fucked by the same method.

Oh, and this is mostly speculation and word of mouth, but if you are just showing up to court for the first time without previously meeting and talking with your PO, dropping dirty isn't too bad (not suggesting don't stop by any means!) Just saying, if you were charged with weed related whatever and drop for weed, they aren't gonna be too surprised, likely get the "you better get your ass clean lecture, just don't drop dirty after being read or handed the conditions of your probation)

 

it's about 3 months depending on your metabolism, that's a big part of it. also, if you're an active person, it tends to come out of your system faster. thc stores in your blood capalaries, which is why a lot of people try niacin, the flushing effect is actually your blood vessels opening and it does work to some extent, but I wouldn't depend on it. use niacin once as a starter flush and then stay clean. yes cranberry juice is good, but I think it's better for your kidney's than to remove thc, being active and fit is the best way to get the blood pumping. that being said, you can always go to gnc and get a carbo 32 scrubber drink, I'd highly recommend these over the head shop drinks which are usually little more than some orange soda and milk thistle. get sweating, get the blood pumping, drink some water and eat healthy, I've heard people recommend a lot of veggies too, but I can tell yah from experience a niacin flush (do not eat the whole thing, it's gonna suck now matter how much you take) and getting fit will do the job. a standard 5 panel shows up opiates, benzo's, thc, cocaine, alcohol and I think that's it. I've taken x 3 days before a job test before and passed fine. funny how the hard shit goes undetectable but a simple J can slow down a whole hiring process.

 

Better not fail, I hear you face summary execution nowadays.

At least, I know I do.

 

Just work out and quit and you'll be fine. I once got weed out of my system in three days for a blood test.

Oh and smoking less than a gram a day isn't really all that much compared to some people I know, and they were able to get it out of their system within 30 days.

 

I found this thread helpful indeed, thanks for sharing.

 

There's a lot of bad information in this thread. Drug testing is not an issue that you should give advice on without serious knowledge to back it. People's lives can depend in a huge way on whether or not they pass a drug test and if you read some misinformation on the internet and assume that you'll be ok with whatever method there can be serious consequences. That being said, I'll try to share what I've learned about how to pass a drug test.

THC is fat soluble so working out and burning fat will help to remove it from your system, but this is good only in long term, meaning that if you're working out and burning a lot of fat just before you take a drug test, you'll be releasing more thc metabolite into your urine. That's exactly what it does, it releases the thc metabolite thats stored in your fat, into your urine. So if you have a long time to prepare, working out is good, but in the few days before the test you want to refrain from burning fat.

DO NOT TRUST ANY DETOX DRINK, the simple answer that they all offer is water dilution, and they put other useless shit in there so that they can make ridiculous mark ups on a product that will help only as much as the amount of liquid you actually consume. Lots of those drinks do have niacin, which is helpful when diluting to make the urine yellow instead of clear, this is a good way of avoiding a failure because your urine is too diluted, but that's all it does, it has no part in helping to cleanse you body of thc. In fact, you can trust that most things you hear or read that claim to "cleanse your body of thc" or anything of that sort, are big fat bullshit.

The more body fat a person has, the longer it will take to pass a drug test with thc in their system. There are no products that you can take that will cleanse your fat molecules of the thc metabolite that's stored in them. There is also no product that will block your kidneys from transferring the metabolite into your urine. The only sure way to pass a drug test if you've been smoking, is to substitute clean urine, which you can buy online, or get from a trusted friend. The method for keeping it at the correct temperature is pretty simple, you just have to keep it against your body after heating it in the microwave for a few seconds. That being said, the next best method is to dilute, THE DAY OF THE TEST.

DRINKING LOTS OF WATER FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME WILL NOT MAKE YOUR KIDNEYS WORK BETTER. Dilution only works on the principle that the amount of water you've ingested is moving through your system so quickly that you end up pissing mostly water with a lower concentration of thc metabolite. That's why you only need to dilute the day of the test. Anything before that isn't going to help you at all.

Basically what you should do to pass a drug test is to stop smoking weed for as long as you can, work out a lot for as long as you can, until the 2 or 3 days leading up to the test, when you dont want to work out at all, burn as little fat as possible. Then on the day of the test, drink as much water as you can, and piss as many times as you can that day before going to take the test. When you go to take it you want to have already pissed 3 or 4 times that day at least and have a lot of water in your system. This is where a niacin supplement comes in handy because a lot of places will fail you automatically for dilution, take the niacin supplement along with the dilution to color your piss in order to avoid this automatic fail.

I'll tell you now, everyone claims to have a perfect method of passing a drug test, and some people have figured out a good one for them, but no method is fool proof, and what works for one person every time might not work for another person once, and that's all that matters. You shouldn't trust anything that guarantees that you'll pass your drug test. You can only help your chances through the methods ive described. I think there are other things you can do to help this, but I'm not well enough informed about them to be giving the information out, lest I provide any misinformation. All I can tell you is that you need to do your own research and figure out which method you should trust. I'm telling you the method I trust from lots and lots of research and personal experience. I've passed a lot of drug tests, and I've failed a lot of them too. I only want to do what I can to help whoever reads this to pass their next one. I hope I've accomplished this and if there's anything you need further explanation of I'll be happy to help.

 

It depends on your body. If you're heavy it could take three to six months. If you're on the lighter side it could take anywhere from a few days to a month.
I suggest taking water pills to clear your system. It works like a charm and very quickly. They're only like five bucks at Down To Earth.

 

yes it can my friend but it all depends on the usage and the quality which determines the amount of THC in your blood which also determines how long it will take to get clean enough to take a drug test and pass. If you got busted and tested it should show the amount of THC they call them canabanoids I personally had over seven thousand five hundred canabanoids and it took months to get clean which I ended up not being able to take the piss test without using someones clean piss and I used detox of every kind from chemicals to ancient Chinese recipes which still didnt work plus it cost me hundreds to just use someone else piss because the fake piss wont pass the test. and that is all facts no bullshit and just to add I smoke only grade A shit all day long like nothing.

 

Yea don't make it diluted the best thing would be to just quit the n smoke after the test..
Ever think about using fake urine? I've seen it pass for clinics like for jobs, tprobation, and even for cps.
Theres one my guyfriend useS it comes in a little bottle that straps to your leg and a hand warmer rubber banded to the bottle over the sticker that tells you the temp of the urine.
but that only works if they don't watch you.