Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

grab it between your teeth then pull the starter chord

why do people sit on the fence?

 

I think you'll find only the Poles do that [^].


When a person says "Here we go again",where, exactly are we going?

 

I have no idea, and don't have a clue why we are all in this handbasket either.

Who in their right mind (or wrong mind for that matter) would name a city in Michigan "Hell"?

 

Someone who ran out of paint as they were painting "Hello,welcome to our city".




If you bend the corners of a triangle into a circle,does a thing that only had 180 degrees suddenly gain another 180 degrees to make the 360 degrees required...or is it a 180 degree circle?

 

no, it would suddenly gain 540 degrees more to make 720. because it would then become a hexagon.

why are chips so addictive?

 

MSG



Is alcohol the cause or cure to all of life's problems?

 

Notsure but it adds some fun if you do it right.

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared why did they write a song about it?

 

They were obviously stoned, that's why they didn't care.

How long is an inch?

 

1/63,360th of a mile.

How many yards in a neighborhood?

 

Depends on the number of apartment buildings.


Y'know that internet thing....howzit work,then?

 

You punch in some random letters and numbers and puncuation marks and get to talk to someone from Mars.

Who did what to whom?

 

whom was told by what that it did'nt belong in the W words

how do ya stop the rain from falling ?

 

Wire your vacuuum to run backwards and blow it back into the clouds.

Do they have Northern Lights in the Southern Hemisphere?

 

no just southern winds

what colour is a smile

 

depends how many cigarettes you smoke, or how badly coffee stained your teeth.

do cats really have 9 lives?

 

no their just lucky

do hedgehogs live in hedges ?

 

Only if the thrushes allow it.



How loud is a grin?

 

louder than thunder

how quiet is a mountain ?

 

Depends on whether it contains a volcano.

How did the first two things capable of sex figure it out? Watch pornos?

 

by guessing

how high is the sky ?