This is how I got out of several charges without arrest! During my freshman year of college, I found out that I can be a linguist. Let's get to the story. We had a lot of parties at this expensive off-campus apartment-style dorm complex. This one time I just decided to have everyone over for a bash. I forgot how we got beer, but we did. There was maybe about twenty of us, all UNDERAGE. We had shake and empty cans EVERYWHERE. My bathroom sink was even half full with just tobacco. Well one of my buddies decides to play bass guitar on this 400 W PA system. I think that's what did it, because I heard a loud knocking at my door, and when I peeped, it was a single cop. Well I freaked out being the freshman I was, and had a flashback. It was a friend saying, "don't worry, since it's (name of apartments), the cops can't do anything if you're in the shower." This made sense, since I had 3 suite mates each with single rooms. So I scurried over to a girl I met that year, handed her the bass, told her to answer the door, and got to lathering. All they did was bang on my bedroom door, I guess because someone ratted me out. I got out with shampoo in my hair and just a towel in front of four cops at that point. I remember some pissed off looks from the cops for me insulting their intelligence and not just about that. I told one of cops my scales were for biology, which offended him because that was one of his majors in college. They also did a drunk test with the stare-at-this-pen on me which I failed. I also had beer in both the kitchen and bedroom fridges, and shake on some tables. I mean they were yelling at me and everything, while being nice to my friends. They took all my friends to their parents, then later some other people showed up and I think we finished the beer. Confused? So am I to this day!
