It's my friends birthday on the 9th and we're going to a strip club. I've never been to one and was wondering how you tip the girls. I mean, we don't have dollar bills, so do you only tip $5? Or is it okay to throw coins at the girls LOL? I can't see myself throwing $5 bills around that's crazy. Should I just get my money switched over to American so I can get some dollar bills? Any Canadians out there have experience with this?
...it depends on the club...be prepared to need at least 6-8 dollars per drink...plus a hefty cover if its a busy night...these days all table dances are 20 bucks a song,,,no tip needed on a dance...you do not throw money...they hate that..you can show them the money and they dance close and you put it in their g string..only if you are ib perverts row,,,the first row lol...down by the stage...but that sucks cause you want privacy for a lapdance right....at least a darker area.......1 dollar minimum per drink tip...minimum...i used to prefer the sleazier clubs like filmores in toronto...the airport area is way expensive in all cities... did that cover it...... be smart...dont fall in love
hahahha i was at a strip club once with my buddies for a b day and it was packed and i was like ughhh looks like we gotta sit in perverts row. Glad im not the only one that calls it that
At the strip clubs I went to you didn't tip, at least when they are dancing on stage. If you did you'd be asked to leave. I've never been involved in table dances/ lap dances etc. so I don't know how that works. Pretty sure the girls get paid out of the drink tips, plus drinks are usually more expensive anyways. Don't throw money at them or some huge guy will be escorting you out really quickly.
your smartest move is offer to be the designated driver...some strippers and waitresses respect the designated driver...its way cheaper and more fun when the strippers will talk to you...they wont talk to beligerent drunks haha...trust me...i been both haha
I remember mints in the falls. About 15 years ago they got busted with underage strippers the chicks were my friends lol
i once watched a peeler jam a zuchini into the twat of another peeler and then take a knife and slice the part sticking out..and then when it was sliced down to her twat she arched her back,stuck her ass in the air and launched the remaining zuchini out into the audience...it was perhaps the greatest thing i have ever personally witnessed...the same girl took a bottle of baby oil filled with water and jammed it into the other girl[again] and squeezed all the water into her cha cha[shaved]...she then did her thing and shot a stream of pussy water into the audience and their beers lol....second best thing i have ever seen....and i watched both my kids being born...this was better
i once heard somebody brag about fucking a stripper...he was like "holy shit, it only cost $20!!" i replied "is the fact that it only cost $20 something to be proud of?"
I heard a funny story from a former co-worker about a stripper and ketamine. His friend's girlfriend worked at a veterinary clinic so they stole her keys one night and went and jacked a bottle of K, brought it home and baked it. Did a bunch of lines and went to a strip club. They ended up bringing a stripper out to their car and she thought it was blow..did some lines and went back up on stage all twisted. Supposedly she started shitting herself on stage but since I wasn't there I don't know how true it is but it sounded genuine.
the main appeal of clubs in canada vs us was the exchange rate. now that the canadian dollar is now worth more than us, it's not such a good deal anymore let's be clear about something. if you are in a strip club, you are there to see naked women and get lap dances. watching at the stage does not make you any more or less or a pervert than anyone else in the club
I've been once, to a classy joint. Was approached by strippers not on the stage and asked if I wanted a private show. I went, they said it's 20$ per song. Tiny room, like a closet, with a chair, first thing they do is lay ground rules, no touching between the legs, everywhere else is ok, no violence, no sex. About 60$ into it was asked if I wanted a blowjob . . . chickened out, kinda glad I did Was a fun experience but now that I'm with someone it seems ridiculous lol. Would rather spend some money at a party or something and legit take a chick home with me.
