That was the closest i've ever been to getting caught, i was upstairs smoking (weed of course) in my room, i rarely smoke in my room, but it was my only option tonight, and i had to smoke because i was feeling sick and couldn't eat, and this helps a lot, anyways... what i normally do is just pack a really small one hitter, that way no excess smoke is released, then i quickly exhale the smoke out the window, then close the window right away so no smells come back in.. then i give the room a quick spray of febreeze just in case, and i was never sure if this actually fully covered the smell or not.. but tonight i found out! once i was done, i walk to the bathroom with all my stuff, so i could flush the ashes down the drain and clean up, once i was done i headed back to my room, but i saw my mom passing me in the hall?! and i had noo pockets on my shorts i was wearing at all! and i was carrying a little baggie, one hitter pipe, and a lighter! i was like "ohshit ohshit oh shit" cause i knew i was busted.. but she somehow didn't see it?! but then... she walked into my room, so i walked in behind her to quickly drop my shit hahaa, and apparently she didn't smell anything?! so.. it worked apparently, and i didn't get busted! okay this was just a few minutes ago... so i'm like... really really baked, sorry if this doesn' make sense
I used to try to sneak around and smoke in the house.. and then I realized it was a lot less sketchy to just step outside and smoke, then come back in. Though when I do smoke inside the house my bathroom is the best bet. Open the window real wide, put a towel by the door and turn the roof fan on. I hit my bong and blow the smoke in the general direction of the window and in a few minutes there is no smell.
lol go for a walk man. Making yourself go outside for a walk every time you want to smoke will change your life. It's one of my best habits and I hope I never lose it, even when I get my own place. I don't ever want to smoke indoors unless I absolutely have to.
if it was cool to carry my bong around outside, i'd totally smoke outside. or if i still lived at my parents (they live in the woods), i'd love to take my bong outside...but i prefer my bong to a joint.