Why are dreads awesome?

I have dread-amnesia. I forget why dreads are awesome.

My reasons:..
-They look awesome. (for about 2 days after you wash them then they go all gammy and greasey and you have to keep them tied up because its less annoying)
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-0.o

 

it's pretty awesome. I got a wicked hair style and I ain't gotta do shit!

-- Mine look awesome year round. Clean soft african/black hurr. Stays clean and I don't sweat much. :afro:

 

Cause they look like cheeto's..

 

just cuz.

 

This; http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=270541&f=209

Is why.

 

Because they are an organic lifeform of their own, left to their own device, a beautiful tangle of life...blah blah blah i love them

 

Because I can dutch out my room with incense while I sleep. And my hair will smell awesome the following day

 

Because you are what you eat! :biggrinjester:

 

Because girls want to touch them :afro:

 

they're not. it's like wearing a big itchy wool blanket on your head all the time.

when that shit gets wet? god damn.

and dont even try to walk under low hanging branches

 

This is why I wear a head scarf when out geocaching.
A lesson quickly learned.

Also: Burdock is sneaky ass shit.

 

head scarf eh? sounds pretty gay...

 

It's all rainbows and everything.

 

Doors aswell. I closed the car door on my hair the other day (Somehow) and got a nice jolt as I moved away.

But they're fun as fun stuff, I don't need to do shit and they look cool, and if I learnt anything from Avatar you can use them to probe animals, trees and shit to talk to them :2thumbsup:

 

Why dey not awesome: when dey get wet dey get hevvy

 

They are so awesome because they look damm SEXY!!!

Take a look at how I recently styled mine

Link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bk0eSQeZFU

 

your intro is pretty ooooofficial.

 

Heard of Samson? More hair = More power

 

because i can put beads and crazy shit in my hair
and i can slap my boyfriend with them when he's being a butthead

 

Lol man seriously