Threaten The Poster After You

I wiil expose your true identity.

 

i'll lick whipped cream off your nipples.

 

I'm gonna start singing some Hannah Montana.

 

i'm goin' ta turn my rock sounds up louder

 

I will put non-poisonous spiders in your socks.

 

thats not a threat.i love spiders ha! ha!

i'm goin' ta put pepper in your tea

 

I know where you sleep...

 

i know where you wake

 

I'm gonna sneak into your bed

 

i'm goin' ta throw you out of it, before your first foot hits a spring

 

i'm gonna light the house on fire!

 

I'll tear yer a new arsehole

 

I'll stitch both of your assholes together

 

i'll glue your hands together

 

im gonna staple your mouth shut

 

ima fuse ur left foot to your head

 

i'm goin' ta rigg you up with dynamite

 

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

 

I'll recycle the can of whoop-ass, rendering you usless!

 

i'm goin' ta steal your can opener