Make an Absurd Accusation about the Poster above you

Is next in line as the new Ronald McDonald.

 

stop super gluing pubes to your face ... because your retired your not automatically allowed to sit on your ass and entertain your self with being "hip" instead of "working". But I have a hunch your not hip and you never worked...


Just playing man! No hate at all!

 

Hasn't got his teeth fixed since Woodstock.

 

Remembers Woodstock ... so he obviously wasn't there :afro:

 

Will wake up cheerfully in the morning.

 

Isn't a douche.

 

Isn't an ugly puppy.

 

cunnilinguist not arthuritis please!

 

Drives a Heavy Chevy

 

Suggested Billy Ray Cyrus cut his hair in a Mullet style so he wouldn't look like a twat on tv.

 

Likes to pretend he drives a great big lorry.

But really its' only an electric milk float.

And his own personal transport is a Sinclair C5 :mickey:

 

...is the voice behind Eddie Murphy, who is actually a cartoon.

 

makes absurd accusations

 

Wears a swim hat to work every day.

 

Wears nothing to work every day

 

His name used to be Roomie Tism.

 

He's so bored since he's retired he has wallpapered his whole house with old newspapers...

 

Countrygirl has never seen any form of plant in her life.

 

was digitised by a laser beam and only exists as 1's and 0's on the interweb

 

lives in an oxegen tank