The Zisserzas effect

what if matter was so unpredictable that the whole universe could suddenly shift sideways and poof! All gone.

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

doesnt sound like an effect to me.

 

Zisserzas theory?

glug glug

 

hey , matter is actually that unpredictable . ain't this the common
wisdom though : that any future poof! would also erase our present
reality . but wait a minute .

 

Then I would eat nothing but turkey sandwiches for a whole decade.

 

What makes you think that the whole universe would shift sideways and not turn upside down instead?