Somewhere out there right now...

somewhere out their right now, someone skipped class today

 

Somewhere out there, someone just pulled off the last 1 1/2 inches of dental floss.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is trying to rip a plaster off without wincing.

 

somewhere out there is a modle with webbed feet.

 

I've got webbed feet!! (Well, two webbed toes on each foot, anyway!)


Somewhere out there right now, somebody is wondering where they left their watch

 

Somewhere out there someone is cutting into a fresh pineapple.

 

Somewhere out there right now,somebody is saying "Cor,look! I found a watch inside my pineapple!"

 

Somewhere out there someone is going home after a really long night shift. (me)

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is getting out of bed to have a piss...

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is fast asleep and doesn't yet know they've HAD a piss!

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is reading a Private Message and not understanding what it means :mickey:

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone just held a door open and got ignored.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is thinking what coloured knickers BeachBall will be wearing on Monday :biggrinjester:

Respect

 

Someone out there is watching TV. In a Spaceship

 

Somewhere out there someone thinks the understand something about which they are confused.

 

Somewhere out there someone is reading this thread, and is posting their opinion about it.

 

someone is pooping

 

I wonder if they got it right?? :mickey:


Somewhere out there right now, somebody is trying to get annoyed with Mr Lunatic ... and failing

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is about to jump in the shower.

 

somewhere out there right now someone is being pulled from a river