Seven word story ...again (game)

and all the politicians suddenly disappeared like

 

madgic bringing the presidents shampoo with them

 

with a full bodyguard of armed headlice

 

all first cousins of the wood lice

 

all of which were burrowed deeply into

 

politics-however,Syria objected,saying they shouldn't

 

do this or that, fuck all politics

 

and the trojan horses they rode in

 

gallantly an courageously leading them to victory

 

which had the effect of inadvertently causing

 

the horses to have very tired hoofs

 

so they began to buck wildly throwing

 

their drinks at the umpire and yelling

 

what do you think this is, baseball?

 

"Wow! A talking horse!" said the umpire

 

as he climbed aboard his rocket ship

 

there aint no business like show business

 

is what the horse was singing as

 

he farted the yankee doodle dandy tune

 

and plucked his banjo-meanwhile,the hotdogs