(men) is it possible to hear yourself cum? if so, how?

thanks

 

Yes - both my girlfriend and I have heard it many times. Sounds like a bubble popping.

 

I'm usually too busy to notice.

 

well, if you're a pornstar you'll make a creepy growling noise as you go off.

 

I wish my penis went "Bow chicka bowp bow!" when I got off..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7h3EwBPjc&feature=related"]Sonic Booms - YouTube

 

Mine plays "Dixie" like the General Lee on the Duke's of Hazard...

 

...a short hiss. Not very noticeable though.

 

Dick farts..

 

There's often a very subtle splat sound if I'm really horny and there's a lot of cum, but generally I don't notice.

 

(men) is it possible to hear yourself cum? if so, how?


yes...easy...there is a very small microphone available at urethraudio.com...it takes some practice but basically it is inserted into the urethra and shoved down to the base of the penis as near the bladder opening as possible....during ejaculation it records the orgasm and if you dont wear a condom it can also record the person that ''receives'' it and their resulting orgasm...just dont do what i did and forget to turn it on before insertion cause its a pain to get out without ejaculating and you may be forced to just rub one out in order to retrieve it.......

ps...it is also a great bugging device for cheating girlfriends