Anal masturbation (male) help please

Ok so it's 1 AM I'm horny as hell and I want to experience anal can someone give me some house hold items safe and pleasureable to stick up there?

 

jar of grape jelly... has to be grape. has to be a jar, not a damn squeeze bottle.

potato

 

Bathroom usually yields good results, small bottles and cans, and usually something you can use for lube.

 

your dvd collection of the first three episodes of Firefly

 

cucumber with plenty lube is perfect and in future you can pick the one with the bend to suit

Simon :sunny:

ps u can even peel it L8a and make a salad!

 

Flower by Kenzo bottle.,, Yeah my asshole smells like roses sfw..

 

If I were you, I'd start small. Use a Sharpie marker with a condom on it, or your finger with a condom on it.

I advise using a condom with anything you put into your anus, as any rough edges (even remotely rough) might damage or tear the sensitive tissue in your anus and rectum and cause an infection or bleeding.

 

As this one says start small. Sharpie is a good idea. Personally i dont use a condom on things but you really need to be sure they are smooth, and clean.
I say use plenty of lube too.
Enjoy. It can a lot of fun if done right. Search for your prostate, feels great to stimulate that when you come.

 

Sharpie has never done much for me lol.

 

you need some lube. The best lube to use for ass play and just jacking off is: Wet Platinum. You can get it at any CVS or Walgreens drug store for about $10. Its the best stuff out there. Start out using a finger, then two, then three. Legs up and open while you sit back in a chair. Then try gently sitting on a couple of fingers or a few.