Sounds Good ........ when you 'first' hear it - but frequency produces cheese - meThinks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihODK7G1mAc&feature=related"]if i said you had a beautiful body - YouTube
Well, I used to try this one now and again: Hey, I think you are pretty sexy, would you like to screw ? It did work a couple of times. But I ended up getting a drink tossed in my face or my face slapped much more often. This was a line I would use close to closing time and did not have time for much else. You know, I had not scored yet and the bar was giving LAST CALL. I wanted to score and would say to myself: The heck with it, just ask two or three girls and see what happens. It did work a couple of times. ...Oscar
When I was on the bus, this guy went all the way to the back to this lady and asked if she has gum, she shook her head and he just said okay and stared at her.
"Could you help me get this couch into the back of my van? I hurt my arm and just cant manage, would ya' mind?"
Lmao! You guys have me rolling at work! The weirdest thing that sticks out in my mind right now is when I was dancing at this club a guy came to the stage and just stood there following my face, never looked anywhere else. And he was smiling the whole time
do you wash your pants with glass cleaner? cause I can see myself in them! Are those space pants? cause your ass is out of this world! and I swear to (insert your deity or non-deity of choice) that this worked for one of my friends one time.. "yeah, I'm pretty much like Jesus"
