If you're reading this, try to think of a funny "What if"... I'll start: What if in the future, they don't realize "Pokemon cards" were for children, and they think that American's were just REALLY REALLY into trading Japanese art for a while
I met a retarded guy that I would say saw pretty normal mentally. He just was way dramatic and overboard with it, so he could still be seen as handicapped, and get away with anything He though his dad was John Cena though, and that he was Kin to Hitler... But when we told him Hitler's kin wasn't allowed to BE wrestlers, he said that he wasn't really akin to Hitler...
Did you see The Onion newline of this? It was...well, "Deaf people are Bluffing" or something of that extent.